A little something I composed earlier today.
What if Dr. Seuss wrote an advertisement for Tex Murphy!
Potential fan: "That Tex Murphy That Tex Murphy I do not like That Tex Murphy!"
Fan: "Do you like the FMV?"
Potential Fan: "I do not like that Tex Murphy! I do not like the FMV."
Fan: "Would you like them PC or console?"
Potential Fan: "I would not like them PC or console. I would not like them, on the whole. I do not like the FMV I do not like that Tex Murphy.
Fan: "Would you like it in your house?" Would you play it with a mouse?"
Potential Fan: "I would not like it in my house! I will not play it with a mouse! I would not like them on PC or console. I would not like them on the whole. I do not like the FMV I do not like that Tex Murphy!"
Fan: "Would you play them on X-Box? Would you play them cause it rocks!"
Potential Fan: "Not on X-Box! even IF it rocks! Not in my house! Not with a mouse! I would not like them PC or console I would not like them on the whole! I do not like the FMV! I do not like that Tex Murphy!"
Fan: "Would you, could you play with friends?" Play them, play them! the fun never ends!"
Potential Fan: "I will not, will not play with friends!"
Fan: "You will play them. You will see. You may just like the FMV!"
Potential Fan: I will not ever like FMV! Not with friends, you let me be! I do not like them on X-Box even IF it totally rocks! Not in my house! Not with a mouse! I would not like them PC or console I would not like them on the whole! I do not like the FMV! I do not like that Tex Murphy!"
Fan: "Adventure game! Adventure game! Did I ay it was an Adventure game?"
Potential Fan: "No Adventure game! Not with friends I won't see, will you just let me be!"
Potential Fan: "I would not, could not on X-Box I would not, could not if it rocks! I will not play it with a mouse! I will not have it in my house! I would not play them PC or console I would not like them on the whole! I do not like the FMV! I do not like that Tex Murphy!"
Fan: "Hey! A LARP! Here, as a LARP! Would you, could you as a LARP?"
Potential Fan: "I would not, could not as a LARP."
Fan: "Could you, maybe be insane?"
Potential Fan: "I am not, you will not call me inane! Because I won't play a LARP or Adventure game! Not with friends You don't see, just let me be! Not in my house, Not, on X-Box! Not with a mouse! Even if it rocks! I would not play them PC or console I would not like them on the whole!"
Fan: "You do not like the FMV?"
Potential Fan: "I do not like that Tex Murphy!"
Fan: "Could you play it, in a trench coat?"
Potential Fan:"I would not play it in a trench coat!"
Fan: "Could we, maybe, put it to a vote?"
Potential Fan: "I shall not abide by vote! Never, ever in a trench coat! I will not play and I am not insane! I do not care for an Adventure game! Not as a LARP, not with friends! Can't you see, just let me be! I will not play them on X-Box Not even IF it totally rocks I will not have it in my house. I will not play it with a mouse. I do not like them on PC or console. I do not like them ON THE WHOLE. I do not like the FMV! I do not like that Tex Murphy!"
Fan: "You do not like them, I hear you rant. Try them try them, you may recant! Try them and you may, I say!"
Potential Fan: "If you will let me be, I will play them Then you'll see."
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New Fan: "Hey! I like the FMV! I do! I like that Tex Murphy! Now I say that you may note... I WANT to play in a trench coat! I will play them, I'm totally sane! I'd play a LARP! It's a great Adventure game! And with friends, I do see. They are so good, so good, says me!
I would play them on X-Box! I will play, it totally rocks! I would play them in my house! I will play them with a mouse! I would play on PC or console! I do, I love them with my soul! I do so like the FMV. Thank you! Thank you, Tex Murphy."
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"The real world is bizarre enough for me." - Blue Öyster Cult
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