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A little something I composed earlier today.
What if Dr. Seuss wrote an advertisement for Tex Murphy!
Potential fan: "That Tex Murphy
That Tex Murphy
I do not like
That Tex Murphy!"
Fan: "Do you like the FMV?"
Potential Fan: "I do not like
that Tex Murphy!
I do not like the FMV."
Fan: "Would you like them
PC or console?"
Potential Fan: "I would not like them
PC or console.
I would not like them,
on the whole.
I do not like the FMV
I do not like that Tex Murphy.
Fan: "Would you like it
in your house?"
Would you play it
with a mouse?"
Potential Fan: "I would not like it
in my house!
I will not play it
with a mouse!
I would not like them
on PC or console.
I would not like them
on the whole.
I do not like the FMV
I do not like that Tex Murphy!"
Fan: "Would you play them
on X-Box?
Would you play them
cause it rocks!"
Potential Fan: "Not on X-Box!
even IF it rocks!
Not in my house!
Not with a mouse!
I would not like them PC or console
I would not like them on the whole!
I do not like the FMV!
I do not like that Tex Murphy!"
Fan: "Would you, could you
play with friends?"
Play them, play them!
the fun never ends!"
Potential Fan: "I will not, will not
play with friends!"
Fan: "You will play them.
You will see.
You may just like
the FMV!"
Potential Fan: I will not ever like FMV!
Not with friends, you let me be!
I do not like them on X-Box
even IF it totally rocks!
Not in my house!
Not with a mouse!
I would not like them PC or console
I would not like them on the whole!
I do not like the FMV!
I do not like that Tex Murphy!"
Fan: "Adventure game! Adventure game!
Did I ay it was an Adventure game?"
Potential Fan: "No Adventure game! Not with friends
I won't see, will you just let me be!"
Potential Fan: "I would not, could not on X-Box
I would not, could not if it rocks!
I will not play it with a mouse!
I will not have it in my house!
I would not play them PC or console
I would not like them on the whole!
I do not like the FMV!
I do not like that Tex Murphy!"
Fan: "Hey! A LARP!
Here, as a LARP!
Would you, could you as a LARP?"
Potential Fan: "I would not, could not
as a LARP."
Fan: "Could you, maybe
be insane?"
Potential Fan: "I am not, you will not
call me inane!
Because I won't play a LARP or Adventure game!
Not with friends
You don't see, just let me be!
Not in my house, Not, on X-Box!
Not with a mouse! Even if it rocks!
I would not play them PC or console
I would not like them on the whole!"
Fan: "You do not like the FMV?"
Potential Fan: "I do not like that Tex Murphy!"
Fan: "Could you play it, in a trench coat?"
Potential Fan:"I would not play it in a trench coat!"
Fan: "Could we, maybe, put it to a vote?"
Potential Fan: "I shall not abide by vote!
Never, ever in a trench coat!
I will not play and I am not insane!
I do not care for an Adventure game!
Not as a LARP, not with friends!
Can't you see, just let me be!
I will not play them on X-Box
Not even IF it totally rocks
I will not have it in my house.
I will not play it with a mouse.
I do not like them on PC or console.
I do not like them ON THE WHOLE.
I do not like the FMV!
I do not like that Tex Murphy!"
Fan: "You do not like them,
I hear you rant.
Try them try them,
you may recant!
Try them and you may, I say!"
Potential Fan: "If you will let me be,
I will play them
Then you'll see."
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New Fan: "Hey! I like the FMV!
I do! I like that Tex Murphy!
Now I say that you may note...
I WANT to play in a trench coat!
I will play them, I'm totally sane!
I'd play a LARP!
It's a great Adventure game!
And with friends, I do see.
They are so good, so good, says me!
I would play them on X-Box!
I will play, it totally rocks!
I would play them in my house!
I will play them with a mouse!
I would play on PC or console!
I do, I love them with my soul!
I do so like the FMV.
Thank you!
Thank you,
Tex Murphy."
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"The real world is bizarre enough for me." - Blue Öyster Cult
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