UKM Countess Mansion Newspaper Articles

Has anyone tried reading the titles on the articles and ads scattered on the floor of the Countess Mansion?

If squint I can make out:

"Animals Are Not Ours To Eat, Experiment on, Kill or Use for Entertainment Says PETA"

"HOMEOWNERS TO BUY LENNOX HIGH EFFICIEN- NATURAL GAS FURNA- WITH 0% FINANCING FOR 12 MONTHS"

"Granita is having a carpet sale so fantastic we guarantee that you'll love what you see"

"Leave Out The - For -"



Any more?
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