As some of you know, I work in the security industry, specifically in the design and sale of intrusion alarms and CCTV systems. I received the following from a friend and thought it funny enough to pass along.
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size
14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer
cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke
and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls – they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood."
PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
"If you look to me for illumination, you better have a flashlight!"
