For not knowing such basic information I'm considering excommunication! But we'll write it up as a typo. Just this once!
*snicker*
-Fred
PS: I learned the hard way that crashing and falling off your bike can hurt something friggin' tremendously tonight. I sincerely recommend avoiding bicycles. Forever.
Or at least get one with a headlight so you see where you're going and not running off the road and getting yourself banged up. And I don't mean in that good, fun, rollicking, may-end-up-pregnant way-banged up either. I've put ice on my ribs, treated the cuts and scrapes and washed up. Time for bed.
My body is getting old. Jim, pass some geritol please. I dunno what geritol is, but it sounds like good stuff.
*snicker*
-Fred
PS: I learned the hard way that crashing and falling off your bike can hurt something friggin' tremendously tonight. I sincerely recommend avoiding bicycles. Forever.
Or at least get one with a headlight so you see where you're going and not running off the road and getting yourself banged up. And I don't mean in that good, fun, rollicking, may-end-up-pregnant way-banged up either. I've put ice on my ribs, treated the cuts and scrapes and washed up. Time for bed.
My body is getting old. Jim, pass some geritol please. I dunno what geritol is, but it sounds like good stuff.
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
Well you see it's the Geritol/Jack Daniels combination that helped form one of out most treatured terms of endearment for elderly folk today:
You see, you take the 'Geri' from Geritol, the 'ack' from Jack (Daniels),
and then, borrowing the 'ic' (pronoinced "ick") from scientific terminology to describe some kind of syndrome (like Psychotic, but in this case you would add 'tr' as well (becoming 'tric') to fill the stoccato void in the combination of words, similar to how it is used in 'egocentric'... otherwise it would sound 'egocen-ic' which is incorrect), and you place it at the end of the word combination...
Geriacktric!
However, becuase our wonderful language loves to remove letters that are not required to pronounce the actual word, it then became spelt as "geriatric".
There you go!
-Cub. =o)
You see, you take the 'Geri' from Geritol, the 'ack' from Jack (Daniels),
and then, borrowing the 'ic' (pronoinced "ick") from scientific terminology to describe some kind of syndrome (like Psychotic, but in this case you would add 'tr' as well (becoming 'tric') to fill the stoccato void in the combination of words, similar to how it is used in 'egocentric'... otherwise it would sound 'egocen-ic' which is incorrect), and you place it at the end of the word combination...
Geriacktric!
However, becuase our wonderful language loves to remove letters that are not required to pronounce the actual word, it then became spelt as "geriatric".
There you go!
-Cub. =o)
Sooo... if I got major halitosis from all the Jack Daniel's, and popped some Geritol, and then everything became alright...
Would that be Geri-Hali-Well..?
Dear god that was a long-shot...
-Fred
Would that be Geri-Hali-Well..?
Dear god that was a long-shot...
-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!