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Apocalypse Now
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Wag the Dog
"If you look to me for illumination, you better have a flashlight!"
Gone fishin'
Travis Jacobs

"You might not sound so idiotic if there were at least something excitable in my post to begin with..." --Baf
Next

-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
Tank
"If you look to me for illumination, you better have a flashlight!"
Kelly's Heroes

-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
Sleuth
Never too late for coffee, never too early for beer.
Hard Target

Love Steven Segal movies. The way he beats up bad people is so satisfying.

Kelly's Heroes is one of my all-time fav war movies. My brother and I can quote about 90% of the lines from it and still laugh when we watch it - for the umteenth time!
"If you look to me for illumination, you better have a flashlight!"
Tron
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North to Alaska
"If you look to me for illumination, you better have a flashlight!"
Airplane II: the Sequel
Travis Jacobs

"You might not sound so idiotic if there were at least something excitable in my post to begin with..." --Baf
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
Never Say Never Again
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Noises Off!
For a Few Dollars More

-Fred

(PS: That concludes the trilogy's appearance in this game, by the way!)
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!