Yeah, if I were him I wouldn't have a problem with a host of jokes, most of which are complimentary if anything, all over the internet. But I, too, would draw the line the moment some major publishing company started using my name and likeness to put money in someone else's pockets without so much as permission, especially if they unjustly paint him, a real person, as a horny, racist, occasionally criminal character.
~ Member: Tex Murphy's Mutant League, Crazy 888's Chapter~
*Revitalizing Old San Francisco's Chandler Avenue District With Style*
(also known as Steve Douglas, but usually by people less awesome than UTMers)
*Revitalizing Old San Francisco's Chandler Avenue District With Style*
(also known as Steve Douglas, but usually by people less awesome than UTMers)
Chuck Norris does not sue you for your money. He sues you for your soul. Then he roundhouse-kicks you in the mouth.
Such is the wisdom of Chuck.
-Fred
Such is the wisdom of Chuck.
-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
(From Slashdot)
-When Chuck Norris sues, he brings the verdict, not the charges.
-You know why Justice is blind?
She crossed Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
-I hear he's going to represent himself, since nobody else is worthy of the honour.
-The truth can't handle Chuck Norris.
-When Chuck Norris sues, he brings the verdict, not the charges.
-You know why Justice is blind?
She crossed Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
-I hear he's going to represent himself, since nobody else is worthy of the honour.
-The truth can't handle Chuck Norris.
This one time, Fred met Chuck, and Chuck wanted to fight. Fred stared down Chuck Norris until Chuck came down with ginger hair and freckles.
Just wanted y'all to know how extremely friggin' cool I am.
-Fred
Just wanted y'all to know how extremely friggin' cool I am.
-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!