I was reading a piece online about the most overquoted movies of all time, and at the end of the article, a lot of people posted their favorites, and it had me thinking up a lot of them myself.
I thought, hey, that's a good idea, and always a good chuckle.
Here's a few of my favorites of all time that while a lot of them are not common, I still quote them to this day in everyday conversation.
"Message for you sir ... " - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Dyson! Miles Dyson! She's gonna blow him away!!!" - Terminator 2: Judgement Day
"What are you sniffing?"
"I dunno yet ... why ... it's you ... Rooooroooroooo" - Fox and the Hound
"Inconceivable!!" - The Princess Bride
"I'm going to count to three ..."
"Yeah, like you did with Takagi .."
(Click)
"Ooops. No bullets! What do you think I'm f*****g stupid Hans ...
Elevator Beeps ...
"You were saying ..." -Die Hard
"Oh I'm sorry did I beak your concentration? Please continue! Oh? You were finished? Well then allow me to retort!" - Pulp Fiction
"What the hell am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?!"
"Now. You're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now."
"What happened to then?"
"We passed it."
"When?"
"Just now. We're at now now."
"Go back to then"
"When?"
"Now."
"Now?"
"Now!"
"I can't!"
"Why?"
"We missed it!"
"When?"
"Just now!"
"When will then be now?"
"Soon."
"How soon?"
"Sir?!"
"What?!"
"We've identified their location!"
"Where?!"
"It's the Moon of Vega"
"Good work, set a course and prepare for our arrival!"
"WHEN?!"
"1900 hours sir!"
"By high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners!"
"WHO?!?!?!?!?!"
-Spaceballs
I thought, hey, that's a good idea, and always a good chuckle.
Here's a few of my favorites of all time that while a lot of them are not common, I still quote them to this day in everyday conversation.
"Message for you sir ... " - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Dyson! Miles Dyson! She's gonna blow him away!!!" - Terminator 2: Judgement Day
"What are you sniffing?"
"I dunno yet ... why ... it's you ... Rooooroooroooo" - Fox and the Hound
"Inconceivable!!" - The Princess Bride
"I'm going to count to three ..."
"Yeah, like you did with Takagi .."
(Click)
"Ooops. No bullets! What do you think I'm f*****g stupid Hans ...
Elevator Beeps ...
"You were saying ..." -Die Hard
"Oh I'm sorry did I beak your concentration? Please continue! Oh? You were finished? Well then allow me to retort!" - Pulp Fiction
"What the hell am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?!"
"Now. You're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now."
"What happened to then?"
"We passed it."
"When?"
"Just now. We're at now now."
"Go back to then"
"When?"
"Now."
"Now?"
"Now!"
"I can't!"
"Why?"
"We missed it!"
"When?"
"Just now!"
"When will then be now?"
"Soon."
"How soon?"
"Sir?!"
"What?!"
"We've identified their location!"
"Where?!"
"It's the Moon of Vega"
"Good work, set a course and prepare for our arrival!"
"WHEN?!"
"1900 hours sir!"
"By high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners!"
"WHO?!?!?!?!?!"
-Spaceballs
I'm not fat ... I'm festively plump.
A couple of my favorite quotes (although some are from TV shows)
"Well, you can live on it...but it tastes like s__t."--Crocodile Dundee (the first one)
"For the world is hollow and I have touched the sky!"--Original Star Trek series
And my new current favorite....
"Excuse me. Would you mind not farting while I'm saving the world..."-- Doctor Who (2005)
"Well, you can live on it...but it tastes like s__t."--Crocodile Dundee (the first one)
"For the world is hollow and I have touched the sky!"--Original Star Trek series
And my new current favorite....
"Excuse me. Would you mind not farting while I'm saving the world..."-- Doctor Who (2005)
"Frankie says 'Relax and wear a Hawaiian shirt' ". --Tex Murphy, PI
Can't forget all-time most famous quote:
"I'll be back."
A couple quotes from John Carpenter's "They Live":
"I've come here to kick a$$ and chew bubble gum....but I'm all out of bubble gum."
and
"Brother, life's a bit-h and she's back in heat."
And finally, nearly every single line from Dr. Strangelove - too numerous to list.
"I'll be back."
A couple quotes from John Carpenter's "They Live":
"I've come here to kick a$$ and chew bubble gum....but I'm all out of bubble gum."
and
"Brother, life's a bit-h and she's back in heat."
And finally, nearly every single line from Dr. Strangelove - too numerous to list.
"Surely you can't be serious!"
"I'm always serious, and don't call me Shirley."
- Airplane!
"Surely there must be something you can do!"
I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley."
-Airplane!
"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
- Airplane!
"Oh shhiiit"
- Star Trek Generations
And not strictly a movie quote but...
"Oh, sure. Dismantle the getaway car. That'll scare them."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"I'm always serious, and don't call me Shirley."
- Airplane!
"Surely there must be something you can do!"
I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley."
-Airplane!
"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
- Airplane!
"Oh shhiiit"
- Star Trek Generations
And not strictly a movie quote but...
"Oh, sure. Dismantle the getaway car. That'll scare them."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"Walter, you're my friend and i love you, but sooner or later you gotta face the fact you're a god damned moron" - The Big Lebowski
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I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
That's it man! Game over! Now what're we supposed to do!?
Drake! We are leaving!!
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Don't worry! Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you.
Hang on, we're in for some chop.
Not bad for a... human...
Somebody wake up Hicks.
Get away from her, you bitch!
Hudson, sir. He's Hicks.
Oh yeah. Express elevator to hell. Goin' down!
It'll be dark soon, and they mostly come out at night... mostly...
And another of my very favorite films close to my heart:
Tsk tsk... such ingratitude, after all the times I've saved your life.
Every gun makes it's own tune. It's perfect timing, Large One.
But you know the pity is, when I'm paid, I always see the job through.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
Take a swig of this, cap'n. And keep your ears open.
You like a little music with your meal, Tuco?
So that's why you came to Tuco? Aaahh, Blondie! It's good that we're together again! And that we be working together! I get my gun, I kill'em, I'll be right back!
Were you gonna die alone?
And Shorty? ...Sorry, Shorty.
Your spurs.
Y'see there's two kinds of people in the world my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
The films are of course Aliens and The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, respectively.
All quotes are direct from memory, so blame me for any lapses.
-Fred
That's it man! Game over! Now what're we supposed to do!?
Drake! We are leaving!!
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Don't worry! Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you.
Hang on, we're in for some chop.
Not bad for a... human...
Somebody wake up Hicks.
Get away from her, you bitch!
Hudson, sir. He's Hicks.
Oh yeah. Express elevator to hell. Goin' down!
It'll be dark soon, and they mostly come out at night... mostly...
And another of my very favorite films close to my heart:
Tsk tsk... such ingratitude, after all the times I've saved your life.
Every gun makes it's own tune. It's perfect timing, Large One.
But you know the pity is, when I'm paid, I always see the job through.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
Take a swig of this, cap'n. And keep your ears open.
You like a little music with your meal, Tuco?
So that's why you came to Tuco? Aaahh, Blondie! It's good that we're together again! And that we be working together! I get my gun, I kill'em, I'll be right back!
Were you gonna die alone?
And Shorty? ...Sorry, Shorty.
Your spurs.
Y'see there's two kinds of people in the world my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
The films are of course Aliens and The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, respectively.
All quotes are direct from memory, so blame me for any lapses.
-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
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gets me every time.
"Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...
Costello: That's what I want to find out.
Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.
....
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: Same as you! Same as YOU!!! I throw the ball to who. Whoever it is drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball
and throws it to What. What throws it to I Don't Know. I Don't Know throws it back to
Tomorrow, Triple play. Another guy gets up and
hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don't know! He's on third and I don't give a darn!
Abbott: What?
Costello: I said I don't give a darn!
Abbott: Oh, that's our shortstop."
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gets me every time.
"Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...
Costello: That's what I want to find out.
Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.
....
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: Same as you! Same as YOU!!! I throw the ball to who. Whoever it is drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball
and throws it to What. What throws it to I Don't Know. I Don't Know throws it back to
Tomorrow, Triple play. Another guy gets up and
hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don't know! He's on third and I don't give a darn!
Abbott: What?
Costello: I said I don't give a darn!
Abbott: Oh, that's our shortstop."
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We Cheat The Other Guy And Pass The Savings On To You.
So try Ema!
Who's on first; most I've ever laughed!
Costello: Who's on second?
Abbott: No who's on first!
Costello: I didn't ask who's on first!
Abbott: Who's is on first!
Costello: Well that's what I'm askin' ya!
Abbott: And that's what I'm tellin ya!
Costello: So who's on first?
Abbott: That's right!
-Cub. =o)
Who's on first; most I've ever laughed!
Costello: Who's on second?
Abbott: No who's on first!
Costello: I didn't ask who's on first!
Abbott: Who's is on first!
Costello: Well that's what I'm askin' ya!
Abbott: And that's what I'm tellin ya!
Costello: So who's on first?
Abbott: That's right!
-Cub. =o)
"Excuse me, I'd like to ass you a few questions."
-- Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Colonel Jessep (Jack Nicholson): "You want answers?"
Kaffee (Tom Cruise): "I want the truth".
Jessep: "You can't handle the truth."
-- A Few Good Men
"She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride."
-- Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"You're gonna regret this the rest of your life . . . both seconds of it."
-- Demolition Man
"We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence."
-- Demolition Man
"I've fallen for you like a blind roofer."
-- Hot Shots
Max: "My teacher tells me that beauty is on the inside."
Dad: "That's just something ugly people say."
-- Liar Liar
"Show me the Moneeeeeey"
-- Jerry Maguire
Col. Jimmy Dolittle: "Do you know what Top Secret means?"
Rafe McCawley: "Yeah, it's the kind of mission where you get medals, but they send them to your relatives."
-- Pearl Harbor
"Turn it off, man! Turn it off! It's sucking my will to live!"
-- Wayne's World
-- Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Colonel Jessep (Jack Nicholson): "You want answers?"
Kaffee (Tom Cruise): "I want the truth".
Jessep: "You can't handle the truth."
-- A Few Good Men
"She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride."
-- Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"You're gonna regret this the rest of your life . . . both seconds of it."
-- Demolition Man
"We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence."
-- Demolition Man
"I've fallen for you like a blind roofer."
-- Hot Shots
Max: "My teacher tells me that beauty is on the inside."
Dad: "That's just something ugly people say."
-- Liar Liar
"Show me the Moneeeeeey"
-- Jerry Maguire
Col. Jimmy Dolittle: "Do you know what Top Secret means?"
Rafe McCawley: "Yeah, it's the kind of mission where you get medals, but they send them to your relatives."
-- Pearl Harbor
"Turn it off, man! Turn it off! It's sucking my will to live!"
-- Wayne's World
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