Sydney Fireworks

I was stalked once. I didn't much care for it and I found the entire experience unnerving.

Also... Davey...?

-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
Davey Jones... d'uh! Nah, young David who hides under the alias of demonlawyer. Apparently this name was given to him because he used to win cases. Cases of what, is what I want to know. Possibly wine? Fruit? Ukrainian llamas?

B
"If Christianity is just a church, it's useless!" -- Revd. Les Isaacs