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Happy Birthday

GarySogar

What do you have planned for the day?
David
Happy Birthday! You know, it's funny, but I hate my birthday anymore. God I hope you guys actually get some enjoyment out of yours. Just remember Gary, the cake is a lie. It's a lie!
I'm not fat ... I'm festively plump.
I agree....the birthday cake is nothing more than a mirage in a barren desert which represents your hopes of a fun filled day of celebration which just turns out to be some dude who got invited to your party by mistake who you've never met before in your life and he ends up getting drunk and throwing up in your kitchen sink during the festivities.

And no, I'm not bitter. At all.
"Some men aren’t looking for anything logical. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”
adninsreaction wrote:I agree....the birthday cake is nothing more than a mirage in a barren desert which represents your hopes of a fun filled day of celebration which just turns out to be some dude who got invited to your party by mistake who you've never met before in your life and he ends up getting drunk and throwing up in your kitchen sink during the festivities.

And no, I'm not bitter. At all.
...UMMM......that wasn't me....I swear....I have an alibi for that night. I'll let you know what it is as soon as I consult with my attorney....

Seriously, Happy Birthday, Gary!
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Have a wonderful brithday Gary.
Travis Jacobs

"You might not sound so idiotic if there were at least something excitable in my post to begin with..." --Baf
Hey, remember to pull the batteries out of your smoke alarm before lighting the birthday candles.
(Yeah, I'm sure you never heard that before.) :roll:
Anywho, best and happiest of birthday to you!!!

Jen
Jen wrote:Hey, remember to pull the batteries out of your smoke alarm before lighting the birthday candles.
(Yeah, I'm sure you never heard that before.) :roll:
Anywho, best and happiest of birthday to you!!!

Jen
I did that once while making bread crumbs.

Anyways, back on topic... happy birthday!! :D

-Cub. =o)
Happy birthday buddy!

-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
Hey, everybody, thanks for the nice thoughts.

I'm really enjoying my birthday. Right now, I've grilling out some ribeye steaks, corn on the cob, and baked potatoes. I love grilling out. I'm a charcoal bigot, mind you. I enjoy the whole ritual of making the fire, etc.

Later on, my loving wife and I will be going to the Cincinnati Symphony concert. Pinkas Zukerman will be playing the Bruch violin concerto. It's a sellout. It will be an electric evening.

Oh, BTW Jen, how many candles on YOUR cake? :wink:

Thanks again.
Never too late for coffee, never too early for beer.
This year 38.
I can barely believe it.
You're only as old as you feel right???


hmmmm.......ribeye. Delicious. :!: :!:
Cheers!!!
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