Jim is so old he couldn't fight in the Crusades because they wanted someone younger.
Actually Jim, you ain't doing too bad. Remember back in the year zero (literally, a-yuk-yuk!), when a man could reach the bitter old age of 40 and be the most doggedly ancient sumbitch within five hundred miles! You know, back when people cowered in fear from thunderstorms, and threw stones at their own shadows, that sorta thing.
I realize I'm not doing a good job of making you feel any younger right now, but I'm not trying to.
I'm just trying to make you realize that you can (always!) be comfortable with your own age. First off - you made it to this point, and the end ain't in sight. Second - The alternative sucks a lot more
Enjoy it, friend. It's all good.
Now uhh, what was this thread about again?
-Fred
Actually Jim, you ain't doing too bad. Remember back in the year zero (literally, a-yuk-yuk!), when a man could reach the bitter old age of 40 and be the most doggedly ancient sumbitch within five hundred miles! You know, back when people cowered in fear from thunderstorms, and threw stones at their own shadows, that sorta thing.
I realize I'm not doing a good job of making you feel any younger right now, but I'm not trying to.
I'm just trying to make you realize that you can (always!) be comfortable with your own age. First off - you made it to this point, and the end ain't in sight. Second - The alternative sucks a lot more
Enjoy it, friend. It's all good.
Now uhh, what was this thread about again?
-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
LOL
Reminds me of the Flintstones Movie...
Barnie: You know Fred eating all that red meat ain't good for ya.
Fred: Awe Bull, my old man ate red meat everyday of his life and lived to the ripe old age of 38...
Too Funny...
Reminds me of the Flintstones Movie...
Barnie: You know Fred eating all that red meat ain't good for ya.
Fred: Awe Bull, my old man ate red meat everyday of his life and lived to the ripe old age of 38...
Too Funny...
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