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If Tin Horns Are Made Of Tin,

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What are fog horns made of?

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We Cheat The Other Guy And Pass The Savings On To You.
If athletes get athlete's foot what do astronauts get?. . .



Mistletoe! (missle toe, get it?)
Never too late for coffee, never too early for beer.
Why do we Drive on Parkways and Park on Driveways???


Nice one Gary, I'm gonna use that...
The Paved Straight Road, Won't Always Get You Farther Than The Winding Dirt Road...


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Why is the speed limit in school zones 20 mph? Isn't that a perfect cruising speed for pedophiles?
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It's 25 around here...
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If I travel with the speed of light, what happens when I turn on the head lights?
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netroam wrote:If I travel with the speed of light, what happens when I turn on the head lights?
Are you really going to put Headlights on a Vehicle that travels that fast???
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If somebody who plays piano is referred to as a pianist, does that make somebody who runs races a racist?
Why are they called "apartments?" Aren't they all connected?
Never too late for coffee, never too early for beer.
What are greenhouses made of?
David
netroam wrote:If I travel with the speed of light, what happens when I turn on the head lights?
Alternative: If I travel faster than the speed of light and turn around, would I see myself coming?
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Technically you would see yourself leaving. Actually you would bleed matter and be dead from the acceleration, but that's another story.

If I fall and scruff up my knees, would that be the asphalt?

-Fred

(You know, as-fault?)
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!