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100 things we learned from Tex games...

Last edited by SpikedSoul on March 07, 2010 • 7:34 pm, edited 1 time in total.
I do not know if someone did this before, I was unable to find it on the board, so here goes.

My first three are:

1. Tex is San Francisco's' favourite punching ball
2. Chelsea is a mutant but it doesn't show
3. Tex does not like brains

next please... :D
Geigers are dangerous land piranhas.
Samantha


Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.
5. there is no more chocolate-chilli
6. Chelsea wouldn't believe it but Tex's Office was really nice
7. Parcheesi is the best game ever
8. Tex is measuring his success

had to do this... :D
9. Tex should have gotten the speeder with the sun roof option.
10. Mick Flemm has a fear of clowns (like the rest of us)
11. Don't piss off Gus Leach at the Fuschia Flamingo
12. Avoid women named Silvia and Reagan
Samantha


Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.
I learnt nothing from Tex games... I still make all the same mistakes Tex does.

-Cub. =o)
I can't say I learned it from Tex, but I do share in his Experience:

Between my wedding ring and this picture of my Ex-Wife, I'll never forget that Women are dangerous creatures capable of great destruction...
The Paved Straight Road, Won't Always Get You Farther Than The Winding Dirt Road...


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haha :lol: Thankfully for all the Sylvias out there, there are Chelsees.
Samantha


Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.
Maybe so, but I don't have any News Stands around here where I live... :lol:
The Paved Straight Road, Won't Always Get You Farther Than The Winding Dirt Road...


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14. If you don't know what something is, blame the artist
hearing about the revamp of amway, didn't tex mention amway
Lynne
tex murphy is back in town
15 (And this should really be #1!) - Things can always get worser.

-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
16. "I'm a pretty darn good P.I." as falls back over the chair and spits bits of cigarette particles from his mouth.
"If you look to me for illumination, you better have a flashlight!"
17. Half a P.I. breakfast is a cigarette.
"If you look to me for illumination, you better have a flashlight!"
I know something we learn, in Pandora we learn that Weeny World just put Tator Tots on the menu...

We also learn that Chelsea doesn't share her ice cream...
The Paved Straight Road, Won't Always Get You Farther Than The Winding Dirt Road...


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*Note, Not All Games Have Been Tested & Therefore May Not Be Listed...
We also learn that Malloy is a dynamo by being married to Emily. Another woman I wouldn't mind wrestling with.
"If you look to me for illumination, you better have a flashlight!"