I have a little piece I found that made me think of you ... in a polite, ribbing sort of way of course ...
Aging Gracefully
You know you're getting older when ...
1.) The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
2.) Your little black book has all names ending in M.D.
3.) You get winded playing chess.
4.) You regret all those mistakes resisting temptation.
5.) You know all the answers, but nobody asks the questions.
6.) You sit in a rocking chair and you can't make it go.
7.) Your knees buckle, but your belt won't.
8.) You're still chasing the opposite sex, but you can't remember why.
rib, rib ...
Aging Gracefully
You know you're getting older when ...
1.) The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
2.) Your little black book has all names ending in M.D.
3.) You get winded playing chess.
4.) You regret all those mistakes resisting temptation.
5.) You know all the answers, but nobody asks the questions.
6.) You sit in a rocking chair and you can't make it go.
7.) Your knees buckle, but your belt won't.
8.) You're still chasing the opposite sex, but you can't remember why.
rib, rib ...
I'm not fat ... I'm festively plump.
