Tex should have challenged Gideon to a game or Parcheezy.
Actually, he'd have had better luck with Twister.
Tex: "Left foot green!"
Gideon: "I can't move my legs!"
Tex: "Hey, I won!"
And that proves that Parcheesi, Twister & Ms. Pac-Man really are the triumverate of competitive gaming!
Hammerhead