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IS THIS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE

Woke up this morning to find my Gas Hot water heater had died & I had no hot water for a shower.

Started to cooking some eggs for breakfast & then realised I had no bread for toast.
Went down the shop to get bread & milk & as I was coming out of the shop I saw another car reverse into the front of my car & then just drive off.

Drove back home to find my kitchen on fire (left eggs on stove still cooking) had to phone fire brigade.

Drove down to macdonald’s to get my eggs on toast.

Walked out to the front mail box & was attacked by neighbour’s dog, had to go to hospital.

Got back home & there was a knock on the door & it was the police wanting to serve a legal document………

Can someone tell me what this legal paper means…..

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/21372568/police%20document.pdf
Lynne
tex murphy is back in town
plumgas wrote:
Can someone tell me what this legal paper means…..

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/21372568/police%20document.pdf
Keep in mind i'm only a law student so I haven't got my degree yet, but in my legal opinion...you're screwed! :D
is it a aprils fool or serious :P? just sounded a bit unreal :P if not you have my sympathy
For a minute there you had me going! And then when I read your legal document I realised you committed the terrible crime of having us all on! Well played!

-Cub. =o)
Well, after reviewing your document, in my opinion as a lawyer, they have a pretty good case. I didn't know that inciting a dog to commit violence was a criminal offense, but it seems like a pretty open and shut case to me.
well I hope you all enjoyed it, by the way the only thing that was true was the gas hot water heater, luckliy the pilot light had only gone out.

PS - Joel thanks for not giving it away too yearly
Lynne
tex murphy is back in town
BRAT!!! :wink:
"If you look to me for illumination, you better have a flashlight!"