I'm currently the survivor of a long chain of events that can barely be remembered. I was at my friend's Birthday Party last night, happy to be there amongst good company. Now i'm not actually a drinker. Maybe one around Christmas at staff events or with family, but that's where it ends. Given that i'm in my late 20s, many see it as strange that I haven't quite let my hair down as much as others have. That changed last night.
I was there on an empty stomach and only ate a few nibbles here and there, so already by that point I was vulnerable to the impact of alcohol. I can't remember everything that happened, but I woke up on a safe, with a chair on top of me wearing someone else's jacket.
Did I have fun? Hell yes. Will I do it again? No. Once is enough, i've got it out of my system. I just had to share this.
I was there on an empty stomach and only ate a few nibbles here and there, so already by that point I was vulnerable to the impact of alcohol. I can't remember everything that happened, but I woke up on a safe, with a chair on top of me wearing someone else's jacket.
Did I have fun? Hell yes. Will I do it again? No. Once is enough, i've got it out of my system. I just had to share this.
You forgot to post here during your burst of drunksmanship.
I'm afraid you'll have to do it again.
-Fred
I'm afraid you'll have to do it again.
-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
No footage or photos have rolled in YET...however, there have been a few anecdotes, some of which I remember.
- Apparently I approached one of the guests in attendance and mistook him for the Father of the Birthday girl, thanking him for his hospitality. When he told me that he wasn't the Father, I responded that he had a mullet and there's only one age group that applies to.
- I recall waving around a disengaged purple lightsaber (you know, before they actually activate it). I was then told that it was not a lightsaber since lightsabers don't vibrate.
- No evening would be complete without an alcoholic recipe masterpiece. Joel's Bloody Mary (better known as Bloody Hell!) is as follows: mix passionfruit vodka, Italian Chardonnay, Cooking wine and tomato sauce. Surprisingly, one girl liked it.
- I also took out some small Christmas trees from a storage cabinet and commenced singing Christmas Carols in response to the group's liking for Singstar.
That should do it.
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UPDATE
Ok, a friend just passed me at Uni asking me if I was taking any drugs or prescription on the night. Yep, I went out with a bang. Definitely not doing it again because I honestly couldn't make it any bigger. It was fun, onto the next chapter of my life. Thanks.
- Apparently I approached one of the guests in attendance and mistook him for the Father of the Birthday girl, thanking him for his hospitality. When he told me that he wasn't the Father, I responded that he had a mullet and there's only one age group that applies to.
- I recall waving around a disengaged purple lightsaber (you know, before they actually activate it). I was then told that it was not a lightsaber since lightsabers don't vibrate.
- No evening would be complete without an alcoholic recipe masterpiece. Joel's Bloody Mary (better known as Bloody Hell!) is as follows: mix passionfruit vodka, Italian Chardonnay, Cooking wine and tomato sauce. Surprisingly, one girl liked it.
- I also took out some small Christmas trees from a storage cabinet and commenced singing Christmas Carols in response to the group's liking for Singstar.
That should do it.
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UPDATE
Ok, a friend just passed me at Uni asking me if I was taking any drugs or prescription on the night. Yep, I went out with a bang. Definitely not doing it again because I honestly couldn't make it any bigger. It was fun, onto the next chapter of my life. Thanks.
I hear you there. As I am 21 now I would have thought that I would be a crazy party animal. But oddly enough, I'm not. That's why I can honestly say that underage drinking was one of the best things that has happened to me in my entire life. My first time drinking, I ended up throwing up in my sleep and had my cousins not been there to help me turn my head to the side to get the puke out of me, I probably would have asphyxiated and died. So thank you underage drinking!
_Parker
_Parker
hahaha underage drinking 
i can still rememeber my first time.. stealing some of my dads home made vine.. it had bin standing in ouer garage for probobly 10 years.. ad it was gone bad probobly at the same time, but it dident stop me from getting pissed out of my mind, dident even get a hangover (now that i think about it there might not have bin any alcehole left in it 
).. aaaah thos were the times.. but stil going strong 
now that you have broken through the wall theres no reason to quit Joel
i can still rememeber my first time.. stealing some of my dads home made vine.. it had bin standing in ouer garage for probobly 10 years.. ad it was gone bad probobly at the same time, but it dident stop me from getting pissed out of my mind, dident even get a hangover (now that i think about it there might not have bin any alcehole left in it ).. aaaah thos were the times.. but stil going strong now that you have broken through the wall theres no reason to quit Joel 
ha thats nothing joel, I remember my mother getting drunk at a steak house one night & she was trying to pin the table number on her coat, she then put my coat on & gave me her's to put on. mistake.
I go out side to the car park & she is doing push ups in the carpark with my uncle. I am not sure who was winning. Needless to say she was very sick the next day. I had to go back the next day & return the table number to the steaK house......!
I go out side to the car park & she is doing push ups in the carpark with my uncle. I am not sure who was winning. Needless to say she was very sick the next day. I had to go back the next day & return the table number to the steaK house......!
Lynne
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