Silly Questions

I'm sorry, but there's a time and a place for a Louie XV era French-made frilled ball gown. Don't blame me for knowing when that is.

you telling me? i wore it up to 15 years! consciously

Well then, there's nothing left to say but "Boy, I'm glad I'm an interesting person."

the problem with this world is: 96% of the population likes to say so

Okay, then "Boy I'm glad I'm not a dolphin with the secrets of the universe in my head, just waiting for someone to try and talk to me, swimming in the waters around Iceland."

MM: Look, you gidgit, if you knock me out, I can say you blindsided me and used my keys and passcards to escape. It’ll be embarrassing as hell, but it’s worked before.

what is gidgit?

It was transcribed incorrectly.

He said idjit, ijit.

urbandictionary.com wrote:One of Yosemite Sam's Catchphrases used to describe a Stupid Idiot Dragon, Or Used To describe Bugs Bunny.

i guessed, but was too shy to suggest

This is most definitely not a silly question. It is very serious. And important. And serious and important.

Can we safely assume that an enormously strong morlock stole Tex's speeder, climbed Mount Everest (a lot easier after a WWIII Everest base proved not so nuke-proof), threw it into high-earth orbit whereupon it followed the precedent set by Tex's two previous cases by bursting into flames (irregardless of the lack of oxygen to, you know, burn) and, under the influence of a strange beam of of light emitted in an oddly Mayan-like shape, plummeted towards earth, survived the fall (they don't make 'em like they used to), and quietly set about acquiring charred human bones in order to disguise its true identity as [REDACTED]?

And the Silly Questions Thread's Absurdness Award goes to......Kevin!

Yay! I feel so fulfilled! Or maybe I should be deeply ashamed and hide in a corner.... I can't tell which.

Here's a couple of questions, not sure if they're silly or not though...

So why was the Security Droid at GRS unable to get out of the Security Vault??? And why did it have Blind spots in all of the offices???
You would think that a Security Droid would have the run of the place, know all the places in the offices to look and be able to get out of the Security Vault...


How was Tex able to light the Lethal Cigarette he planted for the Chameleon???
You have to suck on the cigarette to get it to light, and doing so would have caused Tex to inhale some of the poison... Holding a Match or Lighter on a cigarette isn't enough to get it to light and stay lit...

Baf- It must have been before they started that silly fireproofing stuff on the cigarettes. Nowadays you need a blow torch to light up.

My silly little question - If a tree falls in the forest, and there is nobody there to hear it, do the Red Sox win the pennant?