If you could be an informant for Tex Murphy, what name would you have? Would you be norm or mutant? I would be the scaly-skinned mutant informer Johnny "Scales" Libra, my name would have a lot of *weight* on the street and I'd have *well-balanced* variety of information.
"The real world is bizarre enough for me." - Blue Öyster Cult
It won't matter, because I'll never have my head shoved into a water cooler. And nothing can top that.
(And I'm secretly hoping AC reads this and thinks "Challenge accepted!")
As for being a street informant, I'd be Mitch Kitsch the Snitch, my plans go off without a hitch, which? Itchin' the itch of your favorite b*tch, you comin' after me to pitch me inna ditch with a forty-five through the head 'till my leg twitch. I won' die rich, it wasn't worth it for no witch, but my mutation let's me rise from the dead like a lich. Drop your gun, turn around an' face the music, 'cuz it's time for a switch.
...Please, don't tell anyone I wrote freestyle rap lyrics, okay?
-Fred
(And I'm secretly hoping AC reads this and thinks "Challenge accepted!")
As for being a street informant, I'd be Mitch Kitsch the Snitch, my plans go off without a hitch, which? Itchin' the itch of your favorite b*tch, you comin' after me to pitch me inna ditch with a forty-five through the head 'till my leg twitch. I won' die rich, it wasn't worth it for no witch, but my mutation let's me rise from the dead like a lich. Drop your gun, turn around an' face the music, 'cuz it's time for a switch.
...Please, don't tell anyone I wrote freestyle rap lyrics, okay?
-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!