**TEXCOMP 2006 (Round ONE): Practise Thread

One:
Tex just hasn't grasped the idea of handstands yet... get out of the flippin' chair first you lazy bum!

Two:
Not wanting to clean his office, Tex decides to look at it from a different angle: "Hey the ceiling is nice and clean, my work is done".

Three:
Tex: Alright, who glued me to this chair?
Nilo: Ahah, I finally found a way to catch you and make you pay rent.
Tex: NOOOOooooooo!!

Four:
Tex: Alright kids, this is why you shouldn't roll around on wheely chairs! *looks around shiftily, gets back up, and wheels away* Wheeee! *THUD* .... I was never any good at taking my own advice.

Five:
Tex faints and falls over backwards at the sight of red outside his office.
"I could never stand blood..."

Six:
"OK... maybe I've had enough bourbon for one day."

Seven:
"This? Um... it's just my daily exercises... *waggles feet a little*"

Eight:
"What am I doing?... uh, just inspecting my shoes. Hmm yes, they appear to be trainers. Well that's that mystery solved, another success for the greatest P.I. in the world."

Nine:
"Maybe if I pretend I'm dead, people won't kill me for flooding the street with ketchup... I got a little carried away at the Brew n' Stew."

Tex: "Damn! That was ONE POWERFUL shot of bourbon!!!!"

Tex: Ohh damm even from this angle the cealing needs to be cleaned

Beek, Beek, BEEK! You know I love you man, but HOW many times do I have to TELL you???





(little in-joke for those who remember the 1st caption contest)

Jen!
Didn't we say enough with that one already? I recall it was taken a bit too far last time around.

Here's another:

"This time I REALLY threw out my back. No kidding."

And another:

"This is the only way I can read my e-mail. I promise. It's a long story involving Microsoft and my ex-wife... don't get me started, I'll be down here for days".

-Giv

"Sweetheart, nothing happend in that bar"

"Gus next time throw that ball little softer"

"Beek, God bless you!" (inspired by Jen's post)

Sam

"P.I., R.I.P."

Aaron Conners: "Chris, trust me, people standing up don't look people standing up on camera."

-Cub. =o)

OK perhaps i chould not have told the client i knew his wife.

And whoohoo even AC is joining in scary how can we beat him.

I missed the competition anyway I had two.

Tex after finding out that God James Earl Jones.

And the much funnier one that my sister came up with.

Tex after finding out what Chelsea mutation was.

Wow, why didn't anyone think of Chelsea's mutation!? That is funny.

Yeah, good one. Wish I'd thought of it.

And now I'm banging my head against the wall for missing the deadline.

I guess you could ask Cubase... they may still be picking and choosing. Anyway, could be worse, you could of missed the contest entirely. Still more rounds to go (dunno how it works if you miss a round though)
Good luck.