Merry Apocalypse/Armageddon | Unofficial Tex Murphy

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December 21, 2012 • 3:33 am

A merry apocalypse and happy Armageddon to everybody! Let's see, what other great calamities have not come to pass? Where's my book of Nostradamus.....

"The real world is bizarre enough for me." - Blue Öyster Cult

Mr. Thomas Malloy

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Location: New Carlisle, OH

December 21, 2012 • 4:44 am

How it really happened ...

"Hey.I ran out of space for the calendar on this stone slab.Should I finish it on the back?"
"Nah.Leave it like that.It'll mess with everybody in the future."
"Hahahaha! Yeah, they'll think it's the end of the world or something!"
"Slap my hand with your hand!"

And that was the day the high five was invented.

I'm not fat ... I'm festively plump.

Joel

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Joined: November 05, 2005 • 2:24 am

Location: Melbourne, Australia.

December 21, 2012 • 4:47 am

Mr. Thomas Malloy wrote:How it really happened ...

"Hey.I ran out of space for the calendar on this stone slab.Should I finish it on the back?"
"Nah.Leave it like that.It'll mess with everybody in the future."
"Hahahaha! Yeah, they'll think it's the end of the world or something!"
"Slap my hand with your hand!"

And that was the day the high five was invented.

It's more like:

1. Spanish invade

2. Destroy tomes worth of text in an act of arson

3. Author notices damage and exclaims, "I have to write all that again?! F*#K THAT!"

Sai

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December 21, 2012 • 7:31 am

Mayans still live today and were reported saying that it was just time for them to change the calendar (and that some were more pissed off at being left out of profits from tourism to their native homes in some areas).
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... rreno.html

Still I kind of expected more of a show on TV and the film industry about this. Not many disaster movies came out at all. Mainly just the news reporting it and changing their predictions (was supposed to be this morning UK time then this afternoon etc.)

(Ruri_Ayanami from the old Tex Murphy ezboard).
"I don't believe in intuition, don't know why... just a feeling." - Tex Murphy

dcat151

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Location: Gainesville, Georgia, USA

December 21, 2012 • 8:54 am

I, for one, am slightly disappointed. I mean, I'd put off all my work because I figured that the world wouldn't be around today. Now, I've got a ton of stuff to do.

Mr. Thomas Malloy

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December 21, 2012 • 9:07 am

dcat151 wrote:I, for one, am slightly disappointed. I mean, I'd put off all my work because I figured that the world wouldn't be around today. Now, I've got a ton of stuff to do.

Yeeeah ... it turns out I gotta pay the rent after all. I guess I should return the Mercedes.

I'm not fat ... I'm festively plump.