Jim the old guy still here?

I'll shave a few years off of Jim the Old Guy, then.

FOR HENCEFORTH, HE SHALL BE KNOWN AS... Jimmy.

(See? The respect I have for this man, by not choosing to go with 'Jimbo', 'Jim-Jim' or 'Jimbalaya'?)

And everyone knows, anyone called Jimmy can't be old.

I've never seen you as an "old" man, Jim. You just happen to own a bunch of years. Consider the words of an ancient wise man: "It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage."

-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
I heard Jim actually gets younger every year.

But other conflicting reports suggest he might actually be going through cycles, from young to old to young, and back again.
Part-Time Nomad
Maybe he's from Gallifrey?

-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
Jim, good to hear you're still here.
I'll drink to that! :D