Jim the old guy still here?
I'll shave a few years off of Jim the Old Guy, then.
FOR HENCEFORTH, HE SHALL BE KNOWN AS... Jimmy.
(See? The respect I have for this man, by not choosing to go with 'Jimbo', 'Jim-Jim' or 'Jimbalaya'?)
And everyone knows, anyone called Jimmy can't be old.
I've never seen you as an "old" man, Jim. You just happen to own a bunch of years. Consider the words of an ancient wise man: "It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage."
-Fred
FOR HENCEFORTH, HE SHALL BE KNOWN AS... Jimmy.
(See? The respect I have for this man, by not choosing to go with 'Jimbo', 'Jim-Jim' or 'Jimbalaya'?)
And everyone knows, anyone called Jimmy can't be old.
I've never seen you as an "old" man, Jim. You just happen to own a bunch of years. Consider the words of an ancient wise man: "It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage."
-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!