Here are a few of my favourites:
It was more like the Inquisition than a marriage. People tell me to go to hell, I tell them I've already been there.
Says you, you squinty-eyed weasel.
Oh my hell.
Look, prophecies aren't in my job description, okay? I'm just a humble PI trying to save the world as we know it.
I'm not sure I agree, Mr. Gideon. I think there are a lot of people out there who want to make the world a better place.
Oh, and you my fine friend, how do you intend to make the world a better place?
I don't know. Keep and open mind. Respect others. Buy Girl Scout cookies.
Look, one, possibly three, NSA agents are dead. Even if I wanted to drop out right now, the chances are they're going to find me and fill me with so much lead, they'll be able to use me as a pencil.
It was more like the Inquisition than a marriage. People tell me to go to hell, I tell them I've already been there.
Says you, you squinty-eyed weasel.
Oh my hell.
Look, prophecies aren't in my job description, okay? I'm just a humble PI trying to save the world as we know it.
I'm not sure I agree, Mr. Gideon. I think there are a lot of people out there who want to make the world a better place.
Oh, and you my fine friend, how do you intend to make the world a better place?
I don't know. Keep and open mind. Respect others. Buy Girl Scout cookies.
Look, one, possibly three, NSA agents are dead. Even if I wanted to drop out right now, the chances are they're going to find me and fill me with so much lead, they'll be able to use me as a pencil.
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"Look, I'll warn you right now,
I'm almost out of chocolate syrup and I'm not in a good mood..."
I'm almost out of chocolate syrup and I'm not in a good mood..."