TEX MURPHY ROUND THREE CAPTION CONTEST PRACTICE THREAD!!!!!!

Quote 1
Tex: The guy who sold me this blow up doll told me it would "help" me with my love life. But I can't get it to work.

Quote 2
Tex: Now how on earth do I get this thing to work ...

Quote 3
Well the good news is I found half the reason for all that noise last night. The bad news is, the other half was Nilo.

Quote 4
Tex: I better call Mac Malden. He's got more experience with these kinds of victims.

Quote 5:
And then tex realized that CPR was just a silly idea.

Quote 6:

Tex: "You've lost weight baby. And to believe, last night I called you an old bag of hot air."

Quote 7:
Tex: "Well this gives a whole new meaning to damaged goods."

Quote 8:
Tex: "MOM?!"

Quote 9:

Tex had rushed to her aid as quickly as he could, only to realize it *wasnt* Sylvia.

Quote 10:
And then Tex realized that his bourbon drinking had gotten just a little bit out of control.

Mr. Malloy..... you made me choke on my breakfast!!!
Your offical entry is Hilarious!!!

Jen

Appreciate the regonition, I do. I like used every brain cell to come up with that one. The first ten were like practice lines. But again, thanks ...

"Some like it hot, some like it cold. I like it with a doll 9 days old."

Jim the old guy wrote:"Some like it hot, some like it cold. I like it with a doll 9 days old."

Jim, I htink I just threw up alittle... lol good one