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Is It True?

Tex Murphy counted to infinity, twice?

Tex Murphy can divide by zero?

Tex Murphy always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego?

Tex Murphy ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one?
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I think is is also true that Tex Murphy has no idea what you are talking about. :?

-Cub. =o)
Last edited by Jerry Dan on April 30, 2006 • 8:13 pm, edited 1 time in total.
It's an adapted version of the endless Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Jack Bauer series of nonsense superlative descriptors.

Is it just me, or does Tex seem the least likely hero to have any of these apply to him?
Maybe we can start our own thread of these jokes, listing the "Chuck Norris" version and then the "Tex Murphy" version, as in. . .

Tex Murphy tried counting to infinity, but stopped at 8 to have a Lucky Strike. . .twice.

Tex Murphy can't divide by 1. (Maybe that's a bit harsh)

Tex Murphy always knows the EXACT location of his bottle of Bourbon.

Tex Murhpy ordered a Big Mac at Burger King.
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Ha - that's a pretty good idea!

Good starters, too.
GarySogar wrote:Maybe we can start our own thread of these jokes, listing the "Chuck Norris" version and then the "Tex Murphy" version, as in. . .

Tex Murphy tried counting to infinity, but stopped at 8 to have a Lucky Strike. . .twice.

Tex Murphy can't divide by 1. (Maybe that's a bit harsh)

Tex Murphy always knows the EXACT location of his bottle of Bourbon.

Tex Murhpy ordered a Big Mac at Burger King.
Quite honestly, I think your idea is closer to the truth. ... And funnier.
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Good comebacks, GS. :lol: :lol:
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