I'd sing "tootie frutie" while spinning on my head, wearing a robe, and sandels on a moving train, at the top of the car, going under a bridge. And film it.
Mmmmmm. Klondike Bar ... arglglglgllglglgy ...
God save the polar bears. Those poor beasts of burden have been reduced to eating each other to survive. Global Warming is real. And if we don't do something soon, polar bears eating each other is going to be the least of our worries.
Mmmmmm. Klondike Bar ... arglglglgllglglgy ...
God save the polar bears. Those poor beasts of burden have been reduced to eating each other to survive. Global Warming is real. And if we don't do something soon, polar bears eating each other is going to be the least of our worries.
I'm not fat ... I'm festively plump.
Somebody just started taking Prozac!
And yet, I don't believe any of you are worthy of one! I'm willing to go to the extreme for the pleasure and taste of a klondike bar. Why ... just today I ...
Hung upside down from twenty foot powerlines, wearing a "I heart Gargamele" Blue and white T-shirt(Of course on the back was picture of Papa Smurf being boiled in a stew), and a pair of dusty ripped at the knee jeans, while blowing bubbles with my $1.00 bottle of insta bubbles from "Dollar Tree" and simultaneously singing "Loooving you ... is easy cause your beautiful ... doo en doo en doo doo ... AHHHHHHHH!" And the Ahhhh, was so off key, birds fell to their deaths. My hair-doo was "shocking"
And then I really went nuts.
And they gave me two Klondike bars, and season tickets to the "Cher On Ice", which I came to find out, isn't a skating show.
The aliens are so nice to me. Sometimes they let me fly their spaceship. A while back, I accidentally crashed into the moon. I think the government called it a meteor. All I'm saying, is they have some very good technological advances when it comes to airbags. But their CD player still skipped. Some things will never be any better than they are. But even so, there is nothing better than rolling in a space ship at mach million, bumping Rodney Carrington's "Sipping on Gin an Juice .. with my mind on my money, and my money on my mind" ... I showed em my I-Pod, and they traded me a death-ray gun for it. Sweet. I wonder if this thing has a saftey catch ...
And he proclaimed in a mighty voice ... God I'm bored.
Hung upside down from twenty foot powerlines, wearing a "I heart Gargamele" Blue and white T-shirt(Of course on the back was picture of Papa Smurf being boiled in a stew), and a pair of dusty ripped at the knee jeans, while blowing bubbles with my $1.00 bottle of insta bubbles from "Dollar Tree" and simultaneously singing "Loooving you ... is easy cause your beautiful ... doo en doo en doo doo ... AHHHHHHHH!" And the Ahhhh, was so off key, birds fell to their deaths. My hair-doo was "shocking"
And then I really went nuts.
And they gave me two Klondike bars, and season tickets to the "Cher On Ice", which I came to find out, isn't a skating show.
The aliens are so nice to me. Sometimes they let me fly their spaceship. A while back, I accidentally crashed into the moon. I think the government called it a meteor. All I'm saying, is they have some very good technological advances when it comes to airbags. But their CD player still skipped. Some things will never be any better than they are. But even so, there is nothing better than rolling in a space ship at mach million, bumping Rodney Carrington's "Sipping on Gin an Juice .. with my mind on my money, and my money on my mind" ... I showed em my I-Pod, and they traded me a death-ray gun for it. Sweet. I wonder if this thing has a saftey catch ...
And he proclaimed in a mighty voice ... God I'm bored.
I'm not fat ... I'm festively plump.
"would... would you kill a guy?"
That was a great family guy episode....
That was a great family guy episode....
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