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The most offensive, rude, totally airline friendly thread

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If I don't feel like a smart <bleep> now, I don't know if I ever will.
I'm not fat ... I'm festively plump.
:? ...I'd say the pressure if finally getting to Malloy... but what pressure?

-Cub. =o)
Cubase wrote::? ...I'd say the pressure if finally getting to Malloy... but what pressure?

-Cub. =o)
He said we're on an airline so I guess it's air pressure?
(Ruri_Ayanami from the old Tex Murphy ezboard).
"I don't believe in intuition, don't know why... just a feeling." - Tex Murphy
Please return your seatbacks to their full and upright locked position.

We have just lost cabin pressure.

-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
You wanna dance?

Hey, don't scratch it! Hey! That was the second album I ever bought!

It's 4 in the funking morning!

It's Saturday!

No it's not. It's funking Sunday. And I've got to go to funking work in four funking hours because every other funker in my funking department is funking ill. Now can you see why I'm so funking angry?!?

Funk yeah!
I'm not fat ... I'm festively plump.
So are you the mayor of Funky Town?

After all, well, you talk about it, Talk about it, Talk about it, Talk about it...
Is there an echo in here? In here? In here? In here?
(Ruri_Ayanami from the old Tex Murphy ezboard).
"I don't believe in intuition, don't know why... just a feeling." - Tex Murphy
"He's not my friend, he's a funking idiot!"
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