Posted: June 06, 2007 • 5:00 pm
-My final entry-
-Fred
-My final entry-
-Fred
Unofficial Tex Murphy
Dedicated to the Tex Murphy, P.I. franchise created by Chris Jones and Aaron Conners, and to the ever-growing community of Tex fans from around the world.
https://unofficialtexmurphy.com/
LET'S GET THIS STARTED!!!! Tex Murphy Contest! Entries here
Page 8 of 10
-My final entry-
-Fred
Posted: June 06, 2007 • 7:31 pm
Ok, this is my final entry - five prank calls made with the my soundboard 
Some of 'em are funnier than others, but the one with my buddy is by far the funniest - he's quite a character, which is exactly why I chose him. I promise he knew nothing of this call on beforehand - he's never even heard of TM, which made him a perfect candidate. The others are from places of business around town, but for some reason people don't have a sense of humor and get all bent out of shape. Well, enough stalling - here they are.
http://www.masterbjorn.com/shared/tm_pr ... retail.mp3
http://www.masterbjorn.com/shared/tm_pr ... market.mp3
http://www.masterbjorn.com/shared/tm_pr ... allery.mp3
http://www.masterbjorn.com/shared/tm_pr ... rbucks.mp3
http://www.masterbjorn.com/shared/tm_pr ... _buddy.mp3
Bests, Rockefeller
Some of 'em are funnier than others, but the one with my buddy is by far the funniest - he's quite a character, which is exactly why I chose him. I promise he knew nothing of this call on beforehand - he's never even heard of TM, which made him a perfect candidate. The others are from places of business around town, but for some reason people don't have a sense of humor and get all bent out of shape. Well, enough stalling - here they are.
http://www.masterbjorn.com/shared/tm_pr ... retail.mp3
http://www.masterbjorn.com/shared/tm_pr ... market.mp3
http://www.masterbjorn.com/shared/tm_pr ... allery.mp3
http://www.masterbjorn.com/shared/tm_pr ... rbucks.mp3
http://www.masterbjorn.com/shared/tm_pr ... _buddy.mp3
Bests, Rockefeller
Posted: June 06, 2007 • 10:50 pm
Hahaha that last guy had no life, he was on the phone for ages!!rockefeller wrote:Ok, this is my final entry - five prank calls made with the my soundboard
Some of 'em are funnier than others, but the one with my buddy is by far the funniest - he's quite a character, which is exactly why I chose him. I promise he knew nothing of this call on beforehand - he's never even heard of TM, which made him a perfect candidate. The others are from places of business around town, but for some reason people don't have a sense of humor and get all bent out of shape. Well, enough stalling - here they are.
http://www.masterbjorn.com/shared/tm_pr ... retail.mp3
http://www.masterbjorn.com/shared/tm_pr ... market.mp3
http://www.masterbjorn.com/shared/tm_pr ... allery.mp3
http://www.masterbjorn.com/shared/tm_pr ... rbucks.mp3
http://www.masterbjorn.com/shared/tm_pr ... _buddy.mp3
Bests, Rockefeller
The others were not very friendly.
-Cub. =o)
Posted: June 07, 2007 • 12:20 am
Last guy had no life.. - What an idiot He totally bought into that. Obviously the guy doesn't like his job Else he'd be doing it! and not talking crap on the phone.
second guy was HILARIOUS. "Who's that?!", I love the Yeah in the middle.
Would you mind doing Tex Murphy if he was Rainman... Yeah.. Definitely.. Yeah.. Looking for Tomas Malloy.
The star bucks thing was funny, you could have used that Birthday girl thing on her, she would have gone crazy
Oh! I would love it if you recorded the "YOU PICKED THE WRONG PI TO MESS WITH TODAY PAL!" bit and used it in the sound board. Perfect comeback
He totally bought into that. Obviously the guy doesn't like his job Else he'd be doing it! and not talking crap on the phone.second guy was HILARIOUS. "Who's that?!", I love the Yeah in the middle.
Would you mind doing Tex Murphy if he was Rainman
... Yeah.. Definitely.. Yeah.. Looking for Tomas Malloy.The star bucks thing was funny, you could have used that Birthday girl thing on her, she would have gone crazy
Oh! I would love it if you recorded the "YOU PICKED THE WRONG PI TO MESS WITH TODAY PAL!" bit and used it in the sound board. Perfect comeback
Posted: June 07, 2007 • 5:48 am
I can see it now the headlines "Chris Jones gets suid in court for prank call's"
nicely done btw
nicely done btw
Posted: June 07, 2007 • 7:25 am
LOL! Maybe I should call the man himself (CJ) and prank him You think he'd notice it was his own voice if I left out all the TM references??
Bests, Rockefeller
You think he'd notice it was his own voice if I left out all the TM references??Bests, Rockefeller
Posted: June 07, 2007 • 8:04 am
Do it I'll bet he'd crack up.
I'll bet he'd crack up.Posted: June 08, 2007 • 12:53 am
I've been having some issues with my FTP so I had to remove some of the things I have submitted. If they haven't been judged yet I can still probably submit them via Email if necessary. I don't know which ones I have deleted so let me know if something is missing.
Posted: June 10, 2007 • 6:44 am
Same with my stuff, if anything went MIA, please inform me and I will dig up the entry again.
Also, it's been a lot more than 24-48 hours
-Fred
Also, it's been a lot more than 24-48 hours
-Fred
Posted: June 10, 2007 • 10:41 am
Fred.
Fully disqualified.
Quit busting my chops, I got a life, you know!
You mess with the bull, you get the horns.
(you see what I did here?)
Yeah, yeah, soon. I'm working on something.
Fully disqualified.
Quit busting my chops, I got a life, you know!
You mess with the bull, you get the horns.
(you see what I did here?)
Yeah, yeah, soon. I'm working on something.
Posted: June 10, 2007 • 1:12 pm
Rockefeller, those audio clips provided me with so many laughs! I have my qualms about prank calls, but these were so funny, and so well-done...
If a P.I. called me, I would talk to him. I don't think I'd get nervous and hang up. Makes me wonder about a couple of those people's consciences!
On the other hand, your friend definitely had a clear conscience, and a great sense of humor as well!
Should you feel the unholy urge to send out a few more prank calls anytime...not that you should, but...well, if you do, I hope you post them here for our enjoyment.
If a P.I. called me, I would talk to him. I don't think I'd get nervous and hang up. Makes me wonder about a couple of those people's consciences!
On the other hand, your friend definitely had a clear conscience, and a great sense of humor as well!
Should you feel the unholy urge to send out a few more prank calls anytime...not that you should, but...well, if you do, I hope you post them here for our enjoyment.
Posted: June 10, 2007 • 2:37 pm
You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it...
Okay, enough grovelin' (And quoting!)
Just glad to hear you're still with us And looking forward to seeing what you've been working on 
-Fred
Okay, enough grovelin'
(And quoting!)Just glad to hear you're still with us
And looking forward to seeing what you've been working on -Fred
Posted: June 10, 2007 • 4:18 pm
Heheh - you'll definately be hearing more Tex pranks sooner or later - I'm glad you enjoyed them! Nope, you haven't heard the last of the prankster Tex
Anyone have any requests of places to call, or 'types' of places?
Bests, Rockefeller
Anyone have any requests of places to call, or 'types' of places?
Bests, Rockefeller
Posted: June 10, 2007 • 4:28 pm
Your parents (Assuming they have the sense of humor necessary)
Also, maybe a real private investigator-office. If even just to see how quick they catch on
-Fred
(Assuming they have the sense of humor necessary)Also, maybe a real private investigator-office. If even just to see how quick they catch on
-Fred
Posted: June 10, 2007 • 7:20 pm
In the interests of appeasing my conscience, it's a good idea to victimize friends and family - that way you can cop to it without much chance of negative repercussions.