Unofficial Tex Murphy

::sighs. Looks at the thread way down the list, and out of everyone's hair ... sighs again.::

I miss this thread. Who's with me?

What thread? Where? Who started this thing and who's in charge? I want a lawyer! I want justice!! I want citrus flavored Geritol!!! I think I want to take a nap.

To be honest, I stopped reading this thread half way through page 1. But I will help taste test that Geritol.

-Cub. =o)

Well then, perhaps it should just die a quick, and painless death. We could have James take it out to pasture and shoot it ...

The Last Pasture of Thread #3401...

Sounds kinda epic!

-Fred

*Casts Level 10 Revive on the thread*

*Casts Knights of the Round on thread* ..... *Waits an hour for animation to show* MUHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, now I am sad.

*Gives thread item Phoenix Down*

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*Casts Ultima on thread* MUHAHAHAHA!

I have a sad lonely exsistence.

Cubase wrote:To be honest, I stopped reading this thread half way through page 1. But I will help taste test that Geritol.

-Cub. =o)

HEY! I just realized ... if that were true ... you wouldn't have know about the Geritol!

*equips Final Attack + Revive to the thread*
(meaning the thread will automatically revive everytime it's killed)
Do your worst.
Gotta love the materia system. *loves FF7*

You know, that's how I ended up killing the Ultimate Emerald Weapon under the sea, was using the final attack, and summon Pheonix. I think I also, when that wasn't happening, I had a knights of the round, and I leveled my mimic materia up so I had three of them. Cast knights of the round, mimic, mimic, mimic ... etc ... Whenever Cloud died, he'd bring back the other two to life with the pheonix spell, and back to work with the knights of the round. Boring, but effective. ... Finally took down that hitpoint bearing chump.

Oh yeah, and to "do my worst ..." ::rubs his hands together:: ...


::Saps all the threads MP:: .... ::Throws the thread into the pit with the turks:: ...

HEH! Revive now! RENO! RUDE! Destroy it!

I started off against Emerald Weapon with the All Lucky Sevens attack (Having your hitpoints at 7777 at the beginning of a fight triggers an attack where the character will attack the enemy with a damage of 7777, sixty-four consecutive times before giving the enemy a chance to react.)

I then finished off with the W-Summon plus Knights of the Round, mimic, mimic and a final W-summon Knights of the Round.

I also believe I spent like 12-18 hours preparing for the fight, but I owned him hard!!

Still, y'know... there's always Ruby Weapon...

-Fred

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Oh come on now, men.

Talk of casting? In this thread? Really?

What do you mean, in this thread? This is the all purpose, let's talk about anything to keep the conversation going thread. After all, I'd do anything to make sure this thread keeps it's place amongst history.

Kind of like that old PC game that I didn't want to die, so I kept stretching the life out of it artificially by going onto online message boards and ... wait a minute ... well I guess you already know that.