Unofficial Tex Murphy

Since we all are telling all.

I hate the govermetn system for helping the invalid like me.

ill explain?:
First u will need a test to show u realy are a invalid to get the help u need.
Second u will need a test to prove what help u need. (wheelchair ramps special llghting u name it what ever one would need to make your life more easy as a invalid)
Third U will then have to prove u realy need the items u are tested for, as if going to docvors and specialists wasnt degrading enuf. (Ohh even thought u are a invalid and your own docter can write a book on your condidion u must always be tested by a independent docter.)
Fourth U will need a long time to wait and not wanting to give up.
Five Then perhaps afther a year or two u might get what u aplied for two years ago. Sadly this also means that at times things are only availeble when the person no longer needs it.

Thats my bigest hate goverment buracrasy in How to make your life misereble with 10001 forms of How not to pay out goverment money, that is budgeted to help the needy.

I hate the Internet... for keeping me up too late and making me go to sleep at silly times

I hate it when 13-year-olds make their first video with Windows Movie Maker using 3 or 4 repeated googled pictures and a 5-minute long mp3, and put in on YouTube with a description along the lines of "my Pirats of the cAribbeann music viddeo PLZ WATCH AND FAVORIT!!!1"

I hate frustration.

-Fred

Fred Buer wrote:I hate banality and mediocrity and everybody who thinks that's what kids should look up to. Yes, I'm paraphrasing mr. Hicks here.-Fred

Ahhhh yes...Bill Hicks...the true Messiah we all seek.

Wouldn't go so far as calling him a messiah, but he stood up and spoke the truth the way he saw it. And a man like that is worth his weight in gold in a world like ours.

-Fred

*sigh*

If only politicians could be the same way...

Actually, I was referring to his bit about Kouresh and the whole Waco debacle...how he wanted to be the next messiah...pretty funny stuff...You are definitely right, he was one of the few people of his time that would actually say what he felt and didn't really care about the backlash he would face afterwards....I believe he called it "The Truth Revolution"...and so many people out there refuse to embrace it.

Okay I was referring to Politicians...

And I was responding to Fred

I was Still Referring to Politicians... lol

Now you're not making any sense.

And yes, I remember the bit Hicks was, and still is, king of comedy as far as I'm concerned. Simply because he stood up and always told the Truth.

-Fred

Agreed. I was only 15 when I discovered him, and I was very sad to find out he had died the year before I discovered him. His way of thinking, his ideas...they were so ahead of their time. Everytime I see George W. on the teley, I just chuckle to myself and I think "Wow...I wonder what Bill would have to say RIGHT NOW?!" Very big loss in the world of comedy and even greater loss in the world of social satire.