Unofficial Tex Murphy

Wow, that was a lot to read. I hope you don't get too upset when I tell you that I stopped reading about halfway down and fell asleep.

Everyday, I hope online on my lunch break. Lately, the first thing I have been doing is checking my ebay to see that jackass from canada has responded to my dispute over the copy of UAKM i haven't received yet. Then I check myspace for email, then I come on over to this sweet forum and spend the majority of my time catching up on the latest topics and seeing what everyone else is talking about. Some things I respond to, others I don't. Does this make me a Troll/Troller/Trolley/Troll the ancient yuletide carol?

And, by the way, April Fools day is tomorrow, so all jokes will need to be submitted within the times of 12 a.m. and 12 p.m. on tuesday. Anything submitted before or after these times, will be subject to ridicule and hazing by all other jokes who claim to be "the real april fools jokes".

adninsreaction wrote:And, by the way, April Fools day is tomorrow, so all jokes will need to be submitted within the times of 12 a.m. and 12 p.m. on tuesday. Anything submitted before or after these times, will be subject to ridicule and hazing by all other jokes who claim to be "the real april fools jokes".

Yeah I always heard the rule as, "if it isn't on April Fools then you're the fool". And the other rule of course about it being only a half a day event, as in all pranks/jokes must be done before noon. I know this from trying to do stuff after noon back in primary school and getting chided for it

So as this isnt April 1st this thread obviously isn't a joke. We're all waiting for that $100, 000 donation to the Tex Murphy fund, there's the PayPal button to the right.

Nope, adninreaction, I don't believe you're trolling. I probably hit the board 6 times a day. It's my home page on my computer, and I pop on during breaks at work.

Oh...but i do think that you smell ucky and your mother dresses you funny!!!

(I believe that it's 4/1 am in the land down under, so there!!)
jk, happy april fools day everyone.

What's been your most devious scheme????

what's with that April Fools must be before noon thing anyway? I only heard about it in the last years of high school after moving to Australia. What a weird practise. It's called 'April Fools day'

I aim to let the day slide as much as possible every year. For I am a loving human being who does not wish ill will upon my fellow man.

-Fred

I'll take a double of what you're having Fred or however much I need to catch up...

Ok then. March Fools!!!

No, no, no... It's March Winds... April Showers... May Flowers...

I use to have a saying that went all the way to Sept., but I can't remember it...