Unofficial Tex Murphy

I aquiesce; no more mention of details from the old guy. It was fun while it lasted but I'm getting a little paranoid when some of you suggest going off the deep end. I don't want to lose any of my friends.

Don't look at it as losing them....just think of it as sending them to a better place...in a most violent and disturbing manor.

Violent, disturbing, and somewhat amusing. We also need cheese. And another homeless guy.

And Malloy.

-Freed

Jim the old guy wrote:I don't want to lose any of my friends.

Okay, I'm opening up shop... Everyone bring me your assault weapons and I will replace them with Paintball Guns... Just for the Sake of Jim's piece of mind...

Good one, Baf. I like independant thinking friends. You know, if we could use pudding balls instead of paint....naw.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/warfare/7b54/

There you go!

-Fred

FINALLY!!! An assault rifle that I wouldn't mind being assaulted by.

OMFG!!! I had one of those when I was a kid... Always got yelled at for shooting it at the Camp fire whenever we'd go camping...


Okay, Shop has been remodeled... Bring your Assault Weapons to me and I will exchange them for your choice of; Paintball Gun, Marshmellow Shooter, or Super Soaker Water Gun... Nerf Foam Weapons available upon Request... We also have Cap Guns, but must be used under the super vision of an Adult...

Attention, All Request Must Be Made In Writing & Received In Triplicate Signed By 2 Witnesses Within 1 Hour Of Notice... No Substitution, Exchanges, or Refunds... All weapons turned in become property of the "Save A Tex Foundation" and will not be returned...




Limited To 3 Exchanges Per Person, No Exceptions Made, Not Even To Gang Members... Offer Only Valid in Cyberspace in the ROT {Republic Of Tex}...





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People's Republic of Tex?

-Fred

I will donate my $4000 tablet and my personal skills in 2D and 3D game development to any attempt at a tex game.

Fred Buer wrote:People's Republic of Tex?

-Fred

That did cross my mind, but PROT doesn't really make a name, I like ROT, that's what all of us are doing waiting for a New Tex, we are ROTTING Away... j/k

Besides, everyone in the Republic Of Tex might not be a Person, according to Archie "There are Aliens among us everywhere man"... And PAAROT {People's And Alien's Republic Of Tex} just doesn't have a good ring to it...

I realize you've never played world of warcraft, because if you did, prot would be a recognizable term for you.

Before you launch into a long debacle about how online games suck, let me first say Yes I know, and I quit years ago. Also I care not for the comings and goings of such games anymore.

However, People's Republic means communism. Always wondered why americans crapped their pants at the mere mention of the word, however. It's a better concept than democracy, in theory. It just doesn't work in practical terms at all.

Democracy is the best practical solution to government there is to date. Won't argue that. But it's also the theory that people know what they want. And they deserve to get it good and hard.

Usually it ends up with bread and circus. But anyways!

How about the Totalitarian Wing of the Army of Tex? No, bad acronym...

I guess I just like Friendly Buddies of Tex Murphy.

-Fred

I dabbled in Warcraft back in the 90s when it first appeared, don't think it was online back then... But you are right, I never got into it online...

How about we we go with The Unofficial Tex Murphy Web Site Message Board Community???

It doesn't roll off the tongue, but it has a certain Solidity about it...

$3000 are peanuts for a videogame.

Just saying.

Danda wrote:$3000 are peanuts for a videogame.

Just saying.

You didn't read the whole thread, did you???

It's $3,000 per person and we would need about 4,000 to 5,000 people donating that each, to reach the 12 Million Budget needed for the game... Plus, after the game is made, to support the makers and the company behind the game, we still have to Purchase the game on top of the donation...