I'M MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!

Ya maybe... but at least right now i can still use them hehe. If i spent my whole honeymoon on the computer.... i no longer think they would be attached to my body.

I almost forgot to mention where we are going.

Were going to Puerto Plata, Dominican Republic.

lestat666 wrote:i no longer think they would be attached to my body.

They only stay attached because she would never get the stain out of the carpet were she to actually take them physically...





In all seriousness... Have a good time and don't even mention the word Computer or any variation of it... lol

thanks =)

I heard that scientists have discovered a food that puts women off sex for life. Apparently it's called Wedding cake.

Demonlawyer wrote:I heard that scientists have discovered a food that puts women off sex for life. Apparently it's called Wedding cake.

That's right, No More Sex... You'll have Intercourse, but you won't be having anymore Sex... There is a Big Difference... Give it a year or 2, you'll realize what we're talking about...

You'll be sitting there one morning after a night of Intercourse thinking "Damn, whatever happen to Sex?"...



Watch these Videos, Truer words have never been spoken...

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Ok, first a joke. It's only a joke. . .

Marriage is a three ring circus. First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring,. . .

. . .then the suffering.

Ok, that's done. Seriously, marriage is a wonderful thing. I've been married to the girl I love for 33 years now, and it's still wonderful and new.

I hope the same for you.

All the best to you and your wife

Gary.... that was my father's joke hehehe.

I am off to the dominican. Taking the shuttle to the Pearson Airport in Toronto in 15 mins.

See you guys in a week or so!!!

And check out my zeitgeist post =P

Have a good time dude... Enjoy the Honeymoon phase of the relationship as long as you can... Once that runs out you'll have those thoughts "Why Did I Get Married"... Most people say if you can make it through the first year, you should be just fine...

Same thing goes once you have children, if you can make it through the first year, you'll be okay... But for the most part men need to be very patient when it comes to that first year with a new baby...
I have no idea if/when you are planning on children, just saying...

Either way, enjoy the honeymoon and try to keep that kind of excitement as long as possible...

IM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pic tomorrow or sunday

How was it??? Where did you go again???

He went to the Dominican.

And glad to see you weren't posting much while you were out there - you'd have been in big trouble!

I love Gary's joke.

So what all did you while you were there??? Only outdoors activities need be listed...

Welcome home!

-Fred