Star Trek review thread.

Joel wrote:

Frank wrote:we'll see but i'm not huge on the cinematography so far.

Neither was Christian Bale: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssoZzNmD0I8

-Cub. =o)

I always knew they'd come out with a Post Nuclear Terminator... But I have to agree with the majority so far, I haven't been too impressed with the trailers... The action and all looks good and I'll probably see it for that alone, but as for the coloring it is a little disappointing with today's technology...
I mean we don't need to sacrifice graphics to make us feel like we are in the era of the movie... We know what we're watching, we know when it is suppose to be taking place...

It's kind of like that animated Beowulf 3D that came out last year, we know we were watching something from the Dark Ages, but did they have to make the movie so DARK...

Cubase wrote:

Joel wrote:

Frank wrote:we'll see but i'm not huge on the cinematography so far.

Neither was Christian Bale: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssoZzNmD0I8

-Cub. =o)

AHAHAHAH its an oldie but a goodie. It hasn't become any less funny.

If the Tex Murphy is given the green light as an FMV, please give this guy a day on the set...

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Tex: so, you want me to find your missing daughter who was last seen in Delaw....Delaw...AHAHAHA *looks to Aaron* Sorry, Aaron can we run that one again!

Aaron: ahaha, no worries, Chris

Christian: WHAT THE F**K?! Are you a f***in amateur or something?!

Chris: uuhh...no, i just-

Christian: I mean its not even a f*****g movie...whats a f******g interactive movie?! What sort of a pretentious f**k makes a movie that's f*****g interactive?! And what the f**k is the Brew N Stew...BREW N STEW! I mean what the f**k...are you guys professional? Brew n motherf***in' stew?!

Aaron: Christian, if there's something-

Christian: NO!!! Shut the f**k up a second! I am pissed off! I played that Three Cards to f*****g midnight, what was with all the f*****g bugs?! I mean what the f**k? What the f**k is a bell pepper?! You have the word "bell" so here you go just going duh duh duh da-duh throwing a f*****g pepper in the scene of the game?!

Chris: well, it was a game about perception and-

Christian: OH SHUT THE F**K UP! And get that f*****g HAT OFF!

Chris: uuhhh....i'm sorry...its called a Fedo-

Christian: I don't give a $#it! You guys don't understand what it's like working on a non-interactive movie set. I work on movie that make movies that are non-interactive, that's why the movies i usually work on are non-interactive because they are movies that are NOT INTERACTIVE. Guys, you and me are done...interactively.

All that off the top of your head Joel???

Bafitis wrote:All that off the top of your head Joel???

Think of it as a copy and paste job from the world of Christian Bale into the Universe of Tex Murphy

Christian: NO!!! Shut the f**k up a second! I am pissed off! I played that Three Cards to f*****g midnight, what was with all the f*****g bugs?! I mean what the f**k? What the f**k is a bell pepper?! You have the word "bell" so here you go just going duh duh duh da-duh throwing a f*****g pepper in the scene of the game?!


Christian: OH SHUT THE F**K UP! And get that f*****g HAT OFF!

I laughed so hard I think I peed my pants a little.

Oh my god, good night!!!

Joel wrote:

Bafitis wrote:All that off the top of your head Joel???

Think of it as a copy and paste job from the world of Christian Bale into the Universe of Tex Murphy

Oh I remember him flipping out, but I don't remember him talking about Fedoras and Bell Peppers and the Brew N Stew... Admit it, you put a little bit of time into that... It's okay, it was hilarious...

Totally honest here, it just came out. What I did is, I clicked on Cub's link and just listened to it in the background and just substituted some things as I was writing it. I was playing the game again the other night and encountered the "Bell Pepper" so it was fresh in my mind. The Brew n Stew...don't know, Christian was picking on the guy for lighting so why wouldn't he kick up a storm about the brew and stew? It really did come together as quickly as you're reading as there really isn't that much thought in it. Outside of the TM and 3CTM references, the rest is just all mindless swearing! lol

Most of the best funny stories or jokes just flow out with little thought put in them... You didn't need to explain...

Isn't this supposed to be the Star Trek review thread? I think this thread has gotten a little ...........sorry for what's next.........threadbare.

Bobbin Threadbare?

-Fred

Jim the old guy wrote:Isn't this supposed to be the Star Trek review thread? I think this thread has gotten a little ...........sorry for what's next.........threadbare.

NO!!!! ...NOOO!!!!! Shut up! Who asked you!? Look, you're a nice guy, ok, you're a nice guy.... but that don't cut it ok man!? F**king amateur... We're through, you and me... we're f**king done!



...ahh it never gets old.

-Cub. =o)

To bring it back on topic, let's get Christian Bale to yell


Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn!

Frank wrote:To bring it back on topic, let's get Christian Bale to yell


Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn!

You didn't do the echo part though Frank... In the movie when he yells it comes out like 3 or 4 times...

Jim the old guy wrote:Isn't this supposed to be the Star Trek review thread? I think this thread has gotten a little ...........sorry for what's next.........threadbare.

*slyly points in Frank's & Joel's direction*