Unofficial Tex Murphy

Fred, you do say things in the funniest way. Brilliant stuff.

sam10100 wrote:Baf, so should the moral of the story be: We shouldn't have best friends for fear they'll betray us?

I don't know, I've never been one for Wide Circles...

But I'm sure that not all Best Friends are bad... lol


Hey you could always have a dad like Jim who numbers you because he can't remember your name...

j/k Jim... I have No Doubts whatsoever that you are a loving father...

Everybody here knows Jim is a loving father. Just look at this family.

By which I mean us, this community. Jim's been like a loving dad for years.

-Fred (a.k.a. #42)

Fred Buer wrote:-Fred (a.k.a. #42)

Yeah but I'm his favorite, #69...

Maybe so, but I'm the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything...

-Fred

Man we sure do like to ramble from Julius Caesar to James Bond to Hitchhikers Guide. Talk about stream of consciousness.

Too bad we can't all just get together for a giant chat. I love talking to you guys!

Thank you, my sons, whatever names you go by.

Another chat would be fun. I missed the last because of work.

Top Ten Ides of March To Beware Of. . .

10. I'd better get the lawn mower ready.
9. I'd better start doing some yardwork.
8. I'd clean out the garage if I had the energy.
7. I'd have a breath mint, if I were you.
6. I'd NEVER throw out stuff without asking you first.
5. I'd have thought YOU would get the taxes ready.
4. I'd rather be golfing.
3. I'd never make an Easter egg THAT color.
2. I'd have fixed the sink if I had the time.

And the number one Ides of March to Beware of. . .

1. Yes, I'd say that dress makes you look fat.

Nice, Gary.