Unofficial Tex Murphy

Hahahaha! Ass gas!

-Cub. =o)

Good one, Gunslinger.

Too funny, Gary!

Before my sister was married her initials were BAD. Now that's bad!

I'm JEV, which isn't very exciting, but after we got married, my wife became JEV too, so at least I have good company.

MDB... I think I'm in the same boat as Fred, can't really find anything to go with that...

Fred,
The the best I can think of for you is to start your own agency.

Call it the Federal Bureau of Buer and hire Jack Bauer as your first agent. I hear he's available now.

There you go, I'll start my own agency...

Medical
Diagnostics
Bureau

Welcome to the MDB may I service you???

Has a nice ring to it... And once the Health Care shenanigans finally get underway in this country I think we'll need something like that...

Funny you'd say that. I was working on a story where health has taken such importance in the country/world that the most influential agency was the Health Bureau, conducting, among other things, mendatory health and fitness tests on all citizens, and forbiding food and other lifestyle choices which may put personal health in danger.

Not that I don't believe in free will but there are some people that should be taking better care of their health in this country. Now I'm not talking about eating hamburgers and fried chicken.

I'm talking about the people who are a triple threat (drinkers, smokers, and overeaters). They could use some time away at camp.

Frank feel free to use the MDB for your story...

Just be sure to mention me in that little "Special Thanks" area...

Good one, Sam. (phone ringing) Jack answers: "Federal Bureau of Buer, Bauer speaking." That would be sooooo cool.

BTW, I had a small CCTV company called Advanced Security Professionals, or ASP. My logo was a really wickedly cool snake with a fiery red tongue. I did not have an office phone (just my cell), but if I did and I had a secretary I would have her answer: "It's your ASP, go ahead please!" or something similar.

Also, I apologize to AV for steering people away from the original theme of this thread. OK, without looking, can you remember what it is about?

Baf, it makes for great introductions. I, MDB. There you go.

As for myself, I know Jack Bauer's weakness. Just show him a picture of Kiefer Sutherland's role as a vampire in The Lost Boys, and you can stick a fork in him. That's vampire humor, by the way.

Federal Bureau of Why I Oughta... I'm just grateful there is nothing else shortened to FBB. Makes it special. Everybody will know FBB stands for Irrelevant Norwegian Super Intelligent Pompous Intellectual Dude!

The one thing I DO like about my name, is that the only worthy anagram I've found of it that's even remotely funny, is "Drunken firebomber 'ere!" ...You kinda have to imagine a cockney accent, but it totally works.

Aaaand we're back at anagrams.

Sorry 'bout that.

-Fred

I never saw the Lost Boys, but I did like Kiefer Sutherland in The Cowboy Way. I thought it was a pretty funny movie.

I think the only vampire movie I saw was Interview with a Vampire. Not really my genre at all.

Jim,
This this thread had no real point. AV just wanted to say hi to us again.

sam10100 wrote: Jim,
This this thread had no real point. AV just wanted to say hi to us again.

That's not true, this Thread was originally about AV and his computer problems, which is why he had been absent and wanted to say "Hi"... And yes I did that without looking...


Sometimes I wish my last name had started with a K, because then my Initials would have been MDK, for Murder Death Kill... Yeah I know, I'm twisted...

Sutherland didn't like his role from The Lost Boys???

Heh don't worry Jim, threads go where they will, and this one is quite amusing.

My initials are DJF, so if i ever become a DJ, i'm covered!

Thanks, AV, I knew it would be OK with you.