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TEX MURPHY ROUND THREE CAPTION CONTEST OFFICIAL THREAD!!!!!!

"Ahh, my ex wife sylvia, I mentioned before that we got divorced, but actually, we were in the living room being "romantic" whne i bit her, she farted and flew out the window..."
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"If anyone is taking video of me and this doll and it gets out, I'm going to have to disappear for a very long time."
Last edited by Harry of Brooklyn on April 27, 2006 • 8:07 am, edited 1 time in total.
Announcing the Tex Murphy Shakespeare Theater!!!!

Tex: Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy...
Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
To get to the other...uh
"So...If I were to fill her with hot air...would she float??"
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Sigh. My last date said I took her breath away too. Or wait... maybe it was "knocked the wind right out of her"?
"Hmm... So much for 2nd base - I never even made it to 1st before she was gasping for air."
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Relying on his days as a dance instructor, Tex smoothly showed the 'twirl and dip' step to his latest client, who swooned into his arms.

Or so Tex tried to explain, "It is always easier in one's dreams."

Chelsey was not amused.
We Cheat The Other Guy And Pass The Savings On To You.
"Hmm...the SuberBabe3000...I used to own one but I could never figure out where to put the batteries..."
"Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do"

"ERROR: Error Code Does Not Indicate An Error"
What did the voice in my head say?
"... the creature was gaunt, and tall..."
Whoever said that sure wasn't talking about this...
"Wer ein holdes Weib errungen..."

"My religion is the one in which Haydn is pope" - by me.

"Set a course, take it slow, make it happen."
Okay, I gotta stop practicing with this thing, the last 5 dates haven't had any nozzle on the back of their neck to blow up either.


~Keck
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Damit never a bicecle repair kit when u need one.
Live is too short to waste it make sure its with the one u love !
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Sometimes, you have to get rid of the past. Sooo many memories...
I'd done some pretty nasty things as a PI, but cleaning up after Ardo's romp with his "pretty plastic pet" was definitely the worst.
The top 5 choices will be ready shortly.
I have to say...they're hilarious, but straight from the gutter.