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Posted: April 24, 2006 • 2:57 pm
by Chris_NGB
"Ahh, my ex wife sylvia, I mentioned before that we got divorced, but actually, we were in the living room being "romantic" whne i bit her, she farted and flew out the window..."
Posted: April 24, 2006 • 3:04 pm
by Jerry Dan
"If anyone is taking video of me and this doll and it gets out, I'm going to have to disappear for a very long time."
Posted: April 24, 2006 • 4:09 pm
by Harry of Brooklyn
Announcing the Tex Murphy Shakespeare Theater!!!!
Tex: Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy...
round 3
Posted: April 24, 2006 • 6:58 pm
by jcarnby
"So...If I were to fill her with hot air...would she float??"
Posted: April 24, 2006 • 9:11 pm
by Cyndi V
Sigh. My last date said I took her breath away too. Or wait... maybe it was "knocked the wind right out of her"?
Posted: April 25, 2006 • 1:05 am
by netroam
"Hmm... So much for 2nd base - I never even made it to 1st before she was gasping for air."
Posted: April 25, 2006 • 7:10 am
by emanymton
Relying on his days as a dance instructor, Tex smoothly showed the 'twirl and dip' step to his latest client, who swooned into his arms.
Or so Tex tried to explain, "It is always easier in one's dreams."
Chelsey was not amused.
Posted: April 25, 2006 • 10:48 pm
by rockefeller
"Hmm...the SuberBabe3000...I used to own one but I could never figure out where to put the batteries..."
Posted: April 27, 2006 • 8:11 pm
by SeuLunga
What did the voice in my head say?
"... the creature was gaunt, and tall..."
Whoever said that sure wasn't talking about this...
Posted: April 28, 2006 • 11:25 am
by litlkeck
Okay, I gotta stop practicing with this thing, the last 5 dates haven't had any nozzle on the back of their neck to blow up either.
~Keck
Posted: April 28, 2006 • 12:56 pm
by michel pronk
Damit never a bicecle repair kit when u need one.
Posted: April 29, 2006 • 11:41 am
by Ruben
Sometimes, you have to get rid of the past. Sooo many memories...
Re: TEX MURPHY ROUND THREE CAPTION CONTEST OFFICIAL THREAD!!
Posted: April 29, 2006 • 8:51 pm
by ESHbyESH
I'd done some pretty nasty things as a PI, but cleaning up after Ardo's romp with his "pretty plastic pet" was definitely the worst.
Closed!!!!
Posted: May 01, 2006 • 8:08 pm
by UnderAKillingMoonPoster
The top 5 choices will be ready shortly.
I have to say...they're hilarious, but straight from the gutter.