Unofficial Tex Murphy

No no, Jen! No more bikini pics! The ones Jim sent us from his vacation to Hawaii were disturbing enough!

~Keck

(How's that for a tension breaker )

You guys and gals are on a roll.

All my fedora-ing (verb of fedora, trademarked by me.) has so far been in good taste. I am deeply shocked and appaled you think I would use my powers for evil, Jen

But I think you'd look good in a fedora. And with the danger of having set up a line like "Yeah, just a fedora" I will add 'Fedora and trenchcoat'.

There. I saved you!

Where's my shining steed and brilliant white armor? Or was that vice versa?

-Fred

(PS: I don't think anyone on this board would joke about women that way because they are pigs, Jen, I think they do it because they are aware that some men are like that, and they take some self-irony on behalf of our gender, and *that's* why they joke about it. Not because they're pigs.)

(PPS: I know this because pigs fly, those jokes don't. OOOH DOUBLE-PUN!!)

Fred Buer wrote:...and they take some self-irony on behalf of our gender

I've been known to iron myself on occasion.

*cymbal crash*

Thank you, please try the lobster!

Ok guys...that was pretty funny.
Chill pill has been injested.

Jen

I will remind everyone that I am a intelligent, mature human being....not a sexual object or plaything for ANYONE'S entertainment or amusement. It's a hot button....so don't even look like you're going to push it.

What a coincidence! I too am an intelligent, mature human being....although I am sometimes a sexual object for my wife's entertainment. Anyway, like most intelligent mature human beings, I can usually recognize a joke even if it's not labeled as such.

Maybe you're too young to realize this but bikini shots, scattered among the vacation pics, is one of the oldest cliche/jokes in the (Modern) book. But I guess you Post-Modern youngsters have never read that book.

My grandmother had that book. I never had the time to read it though. We ended uo burying it with her....which is hard to believe since she isnt dead.

Fat Penguin!



...sorry, just thought I would say something that would break the ice!

I am slightly hung over, after drinking 3 Litres of beer last night at a German pub called the Lowenbrau. So keep in mind that anything I say probably holds as much weight as an airline vomit bag.

speaking of which... I... um.... will be back.

-Cub. =o)

My grandmother had that book. I never had the time to read it though. We ended up burying it with her....which is hard to believe since she isnt dead.

A fine example of "new book" humor (as opposed to old-school "Where are the bikinis?"-type humor).

Grandma must be a fine, intelligent and mature lady. She probably appreciates a joke a well as the next guy. But since she isn't dead, I really think it's time you go dig her up, dust her off and maybe say you're sorry for burying her so soon.

My grandma is so hardcore, if you tried to bury her too early, she'd just pull some Uma-Thurman-style s**t and dig herself out, then roundhouse kick you in the teeth so hard you break the soundbarrier falling down

Don't mess with my grandma

-Fred

Fred Buer wrote:My grandma is so hardcore, if you tried to bury her too early, she'd just pull some Uma-Thurman-style s**t and dig herself out, then roundhouse kick you in the teeth so hard you break the soundbarrier falling down

Don't mess with my grandma

-Fred

Yeah!?

Well my grandmother could kick your grandmother's ass back to the stone age! ...and still have enough energy left over to whinge about the heat!



-Cub. =o)

My grandma scares Chuck Norris.

-Fred

My grandma crochets...with her face!

My grandma makes great fried chicken!

So there!

Fried Chicken = Chick Refined!

Bests, Rockefeller