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if I didn't get rounded up, I'd be living in the forest launching hit and run attacks, Red Dawn style.
I'd be right there with ya, pal.
Now the real question is: who gets to be Patrick Swayze?

(Or...who WANTS to be?)
Ooooh, I do, I do. I also wanna use the big blower upper thingy to blast those commie punks back to Canada! .. or was that Mexico? Who would we be fighting again? J/k :-)
I'm not fat ... I'm festively plump.