Wooo! A job!
Pulling my hair for me? 
Oh well I tried it out. It's not so bad, once they get more adult supervision in. When I'm alone with the rascals and they don't RESPECT MA AUTHORITAAAH however...
Oh well, soon they shall all heed my command! An army of wee toddlin' ones shall spew forth and CONQUER THE whooh... oops?
It's the long-term effects I'm nervous about
Oh well. I'll burn that bridge when I come to it I think 
-Fred
Oh well I tried it out. It's not so bad, once they get more adult supervision in. When I'm alone with the rascals and they don't RESPECT MA AUTHORITAAAH however...
Oh well, soon they shall all heed my command! An army of wee toddlin' ones shall spew forth and CONQUER THE whooh... oops?
It's the long-term effects I'm nervous about
-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!