Wanna fill me in?

I'm baaaaack.

And where else would I post my first post, then in the thread that I love so dearly, that has been taken from me by the degenerates and thieves that wish to call it their own. The last word, no matter what, will always be Mr. Malloys. When you post after me, you are not getting the last word, but in all actuality you are glorifying my last words as being significant.

That's what happens when you work at McDonalds, and try to sound philosophical ... you can't even understand what the heck it is you're typing.

Well, let me post a new thread, but I had to start here. I wouldn't be me if I didn't.
I'm not fat ... I'm festively plump.
Dude, please. Andy always has the last word.
You're joking, right. :wink:
Andy who? :lol:
"If you look to me for illumination, you better have a flashlight!"
The topic is dead Jim.
Travis Jacobs

"You might not sound so idiotic if there were at least something excitable in my post to begin with..." --Baf
Lies.

-Fred

(Edit: Yes - I misspelled that one word...)
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Kinards.
"If you look to me for illumination, you better have a flashlight!"
Uhh.. Jim? What does 'kinards' mean..? I'm only asking because I'm a young whippersnapper.

-Fred
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"Canards", perhaps?
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(also known as Steve Douglas, but usually by people less awesome than UTMers)
"Andy who".

Oh please.
Sorry, old buddy. I just couldn't resist a little fun at your expense. No offense meant..

Canard. I just looked it on online. I just remembered that word from The Natural. When Roy Hobbs met the club owner that word was used as a sysnonym for lie or falsehood.
"If you look to me for illumination, you better have a flashlight!"
Jim, you'd have to get up pretty early in the morning to offend me--and if it were to ever happen, I'd let you know, I promise. No worries on that front, ol'buddy (pun intended...;-))

My "Oh Please" was directed at all these efforts to have the last word. It's just not the way things are meant to be. I'm Mr. LastWord around here. Of course, some people may think of that as "Mr. ThreadKiller" or "Mr. BadConversationalist" but I prefer to put a positive spin on it...
Good for you, Andy.

Another word used in that movie was prevaication (I think).
"If you look to me for illumination, you better have a flashlight!"
I like big words. My favorite?

Antidisestablishmentariansim (sp?)
I'm not fat ... I'm festively plump.
Mine is Hyperneurocousticdiaphragmcontravibrasions.

More commonly known as 'the hiccups'.

-Fred
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