I'm this bored, yes! And I believe you are, too!

Syriana
"If you look to me for illumination, you better have a flashlight!"
Around the World in Eighty Days

-Fred
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CAN'T LET THIS THREAD DIE!

The Sphinx. (* no, wait, I already posted that *)

Snakes On A Plane (* no, wait, some one must have said this before *)

Ok, then. . . .

Serpico.
Never too late for coffee, never too early for beer.
Once upon a time in Chinatown...

Bests, Rockefeller 8)
"Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do"

"ERROR: Error Code Does Not Indicate An Error"
No Country For Old Men

-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
Naughty Backdoor Girls 3

....

Does that count? If so, I just found a way to rejuvenate the thread ;-)
I'm not fat ... I'm festively plump.
That's not allowed, Malloy! This is a Safe-For-Work thread :D Not to mention safe for children and other fragile minds. Y'know. Like Jerry Dan.

Did you think of Jerry when you made that post, Malloy!? No? Didn't think so!

For shame!

-Fred

(Although I find it personally amusing. Does that consitute double standards?)
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*drops his head with shame* PCness nowadays is so vague, you just don't know where you're allowed to draw the line. Used to be there were certain words you couldn't say on TV, that now you can. Certain things are acceptable where they weren't before ... and I'm behind the curve in figuring out what those things are.

Because quite frankly I was born without a mechanism that judges these things.

Sorry if it offended ... (and hardy har-har to those it didn't.) Except for Jerry. He needs to get it together, and stop being such a wishy washy busy body, and have some fun. Sheesh. :wink:
I'm not fat ... I'm festively plump.
I'm afraid Fred's right here. This is beyond the pale. All I want is a nice messageboard to socialize and have good fun with; the kind of place I don't have to be ashamed of frequenting; the kind of place whose members wouldn't think of tarnishing the good taste in discussion with useless drivel; the kind of place that wouldn't sully a perfectly fun thread with mindless trash like "Naughty Backdoor Girls 3"; in short, the kind of place that recognizes Naughty Backdoor Girls 1 and 2 as clearly far superior to the third installment (and hence mindful trash). Must have been the change in director.
Haha Jerry, good stuff.
Travis Jacobs

"You might not sound so idiotic if there were at least something excitable in my post to begin with..." --Baf
*Half-concealed snickering laughter*

-Fred
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Safe Passage
"If you look to me for illumination, you better have a flashlight!"
I don't know what's more scary... Malloy coming up with his... suggestion... or Jim carrying on from that title!!

And, scarily enough, after googling the title, it has become clear that there *is* no movie named Naughty Backdoor Girls 3. However, there is a... film, I should say, entitled Nasty Backdoor Girls 3.

But let's leave it at that. And go with

Error In Judgement

-Fred
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Frankly I don't get it...around my place we have these kids including 3 girls that are always running around the neighborhood pulling pranks, ringing our backdoor then running away, etc - I would find a movie about this subject matter to be humorous and entertaining...not offensive. Or am I missing something? Anyone care to explain?

Turner and Hooch

Bests, Rockefeller 8)
"Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do"

"ERROR: Error Code Does Not Indicate An Error"
I ain't touching this subject anymore without a ten-foot poolcue.

Hamilton

-Fred
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