Unofficial Tex Murphy

Very clever!

Good work gumshoes, but the truth is far less interesting than what you have been considering. Jerry and I are not in fact the same person. However we are of one mind. It pains me to bring an end to this, but it would be terrible if anyone was to take any true offense to this. Steve and I have concocted this battle between us from the beginning. We thought perhaps to bring a new edge to the board that was sorely lacking. A bit of mystery and intrigue.

Then...well then Steve took it too far. I started getting phone calls in the middle of the night. He would go on and on about new ways to "razz" the folks on the board. He even came up with a plan that is hard for me even to speak about...he wanted me to burn the original signed poster of Tex Murphy Under a Killing Moon. He wanted me to record it, and post it pretending it was just another upbeat textimonial. I remember what he said, he said "Sweet sweet tears, can't you just taste them Travis?"

Well, needless to say. I refused. I felt dirty having gotten involved at all with this guy Steve. But I was also scared. When I told Steve he had gone to far, he threatened to expose me, so I thought I would save him the trouble and expose myself. But the truth, though damning for me, casts light on the demon seed that festers in the soul of Jerry Dan. He would stop at nothing to take me down now, but I can't let that happen...at least not without a fight.

Steve...these are good people....not one more day Steve, not one more precious day.

Oh, and he also hired a sky writer to write "Tex Sucks" over his small town. Video evidence to come.

AWESOME IDEA! someone should suggest it via BFG contact page!

That was really intelligence at its best, Cub. I never thought of that (can't get out of Tex's office OR go past ABC without screwing up something).

As a side note, I think it is about time Jerry Dan and Freepizza get jobs; they have WAY too much time on their hands.

P.S. Can't wait for the response for the above.