Unofficial Tex Murphy

For some odd reason, the line I remember most in The Usual Suspects was ...

Detective (Coming into the room): So who is Keizer Soze?

Keizer(Slamming his hand on the desk): OH %@$#!!!

Oh, and how could I have forgotten one of my favorite quotes ever. From the X-files movie.

Bartender: So what do you do?

Mulder: What do I do?

Bartender: Mmm-Hmm

Mulder: I'm the key figure in an on-going government charade, the plot to conceal the truth about the existence of extraterrestrials. It's a global conspiracy, actually, with key players in the highest levels of power, that reaches down into the lives of every man, woman, and child on this planet. (he laughs) So, of course, no one believes me. I'm an annoyance to my superiors, a joke to my peers. They call me Spooky. Spooky Mulder, whose sister was abducted by aliens when he was just a kid and who now chases after little green men with a badge and a gun, shouting to the heavens or to anyone who will listen that the fix is in, that the sky is falling and when it hits it's gonna be the $#it-storm of all time.

Bartender: Well. I would say that about does it, Spooky. It looks like eighty six is your lucky number.

Oh, I forgot one.

"I'm... the bad guy..?"
-Michael Douglas in Falling Down

-Fred

"I want to take his face...off!"
"No more drugs for that man!"

and

"If it bleeds, we can kill it!"

oh, and a favourite of mine that's not from a film,

"My name's Monday, my partner's Tuesday. He always follows me. It was Wednesday 10am..."

bonus points to who can pick that one

I always thought there were a number of great and hilarious quotes from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective such as:

"If I'm not back in 5 minutes - just wait longer!"

Lois Einhorn: "How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?"
Ace Ventura: "Well, Lois, I'm not quite ready for a relationship right now, but maybe I'll give you a call sometime - is your number still 911 - aaaaalrighty then!"

Ace Ventura: I'm looking for Ray Finkle...
[A shotgun cocks and is pointed at his head.]
Ace Ventura: ...and a clean pair of shorts.

Other movie quotes I find great are as follows:

"She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride." -- Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that. What's his name?
Col. Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole.
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunners mate first class Philip Asshole.
Dark Helmet: How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
All Crew: Yo!!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes! -- Space Balls

"What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today." -- Groundhog Day

Jack Sparrow: Me I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly it's the honest ones you have to watch out for, you never can predict if they're going to do something incredibly stupid. -- Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of the Black Pearl

Well, Fred, I'll consider myself stickled. Hey! Feels pretty good, too!

How about another Star Wars quote, this time from Empire Strikes Back.

Vader: "Calrissian, the princess and the Wookie must never leave this city."

Lando: "That was never part of the deal." (or something similar)

Vader: "Perhaps you feel you've been treated unfairly?"

Cubase wrote:For some reason Will Ferrel bugs the living daylights out of me! I find his humour void of any wit or intelligence... and I always cop a bucketload of flak when I voice this opinion to my friends (who mostly love him).

-Cub. =o)

I couldnt agree more.. i HATE him, and now, the only person who agrees with me live 1000's of miles away.... damnit

lol

oh yea.. a quote.....

"You think your big time!? You're gonna' F*cking DIE, Big time! You ready!? HERE COME THE PAIN!!!!"

-Al Pachino, Carlito's Way

great movie

oh yea.... How could i forget.....

"Sousse me tag!, dr.Sousse me tag!"
-Eric Stoltz, Killing Zoe

(I know i spelled that wrong, I dont know french very well, but it was funny as hell in the movie)

Chris_NGB wrote:

Cubase wrote:For some reason Will Ferrel bugs the living daylights out of me! I find his humour void of any wit or intelligence... and I always cop a bucketload of flak when I voice this opinion to my friends (who mostly love him).

-Cub. =o)

I couldnt agree more.. i HATE him, and now, the only person who agrees with me live 1000's of miles away.... damnit

lol

No, I agree as well. What's the deal with him? Nothing he does seems in any way unique or special. Oh well...

Fred Buer wrote:"Those are harsh words to throw at man, ma'am, especially when he's walking out of your bedroom. Good night, mrs. Ruthledge."
-Humphrey Bogart, snapping a comeback to Lauren Bacall

That quote is even better when you know what he is responding to.
"You go too far, Marlowe."

Love the movie, love the book.

Warriors.... Come out to play-ay.

"Yippee-kai-yea, motherf***er!!"
-If you need to ask where it's from...

"Well well... Germany has declared war on the Jones-boys..."
-From "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade"

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster!"
-Ray Liotta as Henry Hill. 'Goodfellas'.

-Fred

ps: No fair calling me Jack the Stickler now, eh?

I like that, Fred! Jack the Stickler!