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Cool Hand Luke
Ghostbusters
Airplane


"No son of mine is gonna play any foos-ball."

"He can Tune!"

"I'm gonna use good judgement. I haven't lost my temper in forty years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed... and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't. The *hell* I won't!"

"He is not an agent of the CIA! He is a writer of comic books!"

"Let's have some peace and quiet around here, for chrisakes! I've been under a lot of stress! I lost my wife, I lost my job, and I'm developing some kind of rash from making in the bushes!"

"I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky."

"You play ball like a girl!"

"Fra-gee-lay.....it must be Italian."

"They ruined my life over a bet? For how much?"
"A dollar."
"One dollar..."

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
"The real world is bizarre enough for me." - Blue Öyster Cult
Trilaan wrote:"I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky."
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
The Princess Bride
(Ruri_Ayanami from the old Tex Murphy ezboard).
"I don't believe in intuition, don't know why... just a feeling." - Tex Murphy
Trilaan wrote:
"Let's have some peace and quiet around here, for chrisakes! I've been under a lot of stress! I lost my wife, I lost my job, and I'm developing some kind of rash from making in the bushes!"

"You play ball like a girl!"
The two I know right off the top of my head...

City Slickers

and

The Sandlot


Since no one got my glasses line, I'm going to add another part of the scene. Weird no one remembers the glassess line and its one of the iconic ones from the movie for me.

"Play fetch, play fetch? Look, see the stick ... yeah look, a stick .. stick stupid ... fetch the stick! You don't like the stick?..... Ahhhh no wonder you're extinct. I'm going to run you over when I come back down."
I'm not fat ... I'm festively plump.
Mr. Thomas Malloy wrote: "Play fetch, play fetch? Look, see the stick ... yeah look, a stick .. stick stupid ... fetch the stick! You don't like the stick?..... Ahhhh no wonder you're extinct. I'm going to run you over when I come back down."
Jurassic Park :D
(Ruri_Ayanami from the old Tex Murphy ezboard).
"I don't believe in intuition, don't know why... just a feeling." - Tex Murphy
Think the "play fetch" one may be "Night at the Museum", not Jurassic Park...

"No son of mine is gonna play any foos-ball." - The Waterboy

"I'm gonna use good judgement. I haven't lost my temper in forty years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed... and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't. The *hell* I won't!" - True Grit (i think, not sure)

"Fra-gee-lay.....it must be Italian." - Christmas Story

"They ruined my life over a bet? For how much?" - Trading Places
"A dollar."
"One dollar..."
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HANK wrote:Think the "play fetch" one may be "Night at the Museum", not Jurassic Park...
I can see why. But I think the coming back with a car to run it over gives it away. Plus if I remember right, the dinosaur in Night At The Museum was always eager to fetch the stick. :)

Here's another from me:
"Hey Pinocchio! Where are you going?"
(Ruri_Ayanami from the old Tex Murphy ezboard).
"I don't believe in intuition, don't know why... just a feeling." - Tex Murphy
HANK wrote:Think the "play fetch" one may be "Night at the Museum", not Jurassic Park...
No, it was Jurassic Park. Specifically said by Dennis Nedry to the dilophosaur, just before being eaten.
HANK wrote: "I'm gonna use good judgement. I haven't lost my temper in forty years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed... and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't. The *hell* I won't!" - True Grit (i think, not sure)
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Right actor, wrong movie.
"The real world is bizarre enough for me." - Blue Öyster Cult
Trilaan wrote:
HANK wrote:Think the "play fetch" one may be "Night at the Museum", not Jurassic Park...
No, it was Jurassic Park. Specifically said by Dennis Nedry to the dilophosaur, just before being eaten.
HANK wrote: "I'm gonna use good judgement. I haven't lost my temper in forty years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed... and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't. The *hell* I won't!" - True Grit (i think, not sure)
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Right actor, wrong movie.
John Wayne in "McLintock!"
Never too late for coffee, never too early for beer.
Well, somebody ought to post this: The American Film Institutes list of the top 100 movie quotes:

http://www.afi.com/100years/quotes.aspx

Before you go. . .guess the #1.
Never too late for coffee, never too early for beer.
I don't know, but I bet it's from Gone With the Wind. It's always from Gone with the Wind.
I'm not fat ... I'm festively plump.
Girl: "Do you see now why I couldn't kill him?"
Guy: "I love him!"



Girl: "Was that the boogieman?"
Guy: "That was the boogieman."



Guy 1: "Dim the lights."
Guy 2: "Dimming the lights."
Guy 1: "Go to infrared."
Guy 2: "Going to infrared."
Guy 1: "Pray to god."
Guy 2: "Praying to god."



Guy: "No, don't eat the car. You're eating the car, not the car."


GarySogar wrote:Well, somebody ought to post this: The American Film Institutes list of the top 100 movie quotes:

http://www.afi.com/100years/quotes.aspx

Before you go. . .guess the #1.
I picked 4 and I was pleased to see 3 of them in the top 10 and yes one of them was the #1... :)
Frankly my dear you just don't forget an excellent movie...
The Paved Straight Road, Won't Always Get You Farther Than The Winding Dirt Road...


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That list is incorrect. I refuse to accept it as is. It lacks a fundamental, well-known, much-loved quote that most definitely should have a place among the top 100 lines ever uttered on film.

"Y'see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."

Jim the Old Guy will back me up on this one. And you can't argue with The Old Guy.

-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
Bafitis wrote:Girl: "Do you see now why I couldn't kill him?"
Guy: "I love him!"
The Whole Nine Yards(The only movie starring a Friends cast member I like)
Bafitis wrote: Girl: "Was that the boogieman?"
Guy: "That was the boogieman."
Halloween
Bafitis wrote: Guy 1: "Dim the lights."
Guy 2: "Dimming the lights."
Guy 1: "Go to infrared."
Guy 2: "Going to infrared."
Guy 1: "Pray to god."
Guy 2: "Praying to god."
Spaceballs
Bafitis wrote: Guy: "No, don't eat the car. You're eating the car, not the car."


Turner & Hooch
"The real world is bizarre enough for me." - Blue Öyster Cult
Fred Buer wrote:That list is incorrect. I refuse to accept it as is. It lacks a fundamental, well-known, much-loved quote that most definitely should have a place among the top 100 lines ever uttered on film.

"Y'see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."

Jim the Old Guy will back me up on this one. And you can't argue with The Old Guy.

-Fred
That's driving me nuts, I know I've heard that but I can't put my finger on it ...
I'm not fat ... I'm festively plump.
Fred Buer wrote:
"Y'see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."

I'm answering with another quote from the same film.

"When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk."
"The real world is bizarre enough for me." - Blue Öyster Cult