Chelsee Bando Fan Thread. Who is with me?

You'll never take me alive, suckers! :mrgreen: :lol:

(Anyone else slightly disturbed by the thought of Tex being seduced by an egg doing an impersonation of David Caruso?)
*****gets off at Plymouth*****

I'm gonna break you, you bad, bad, egg!!!!! :D

Well we are talking about Tex, give him enough bourbon, he may only be worried about the Caruso part...

:lol:
"When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas." Jean Harlow
Last edited by Alexander on December 01, 2013 • 2:42 am, edited 9 times in total.
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Her 30th Birthday.

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She is thinking. About what? :?

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Oh,no! I upseted her! :oops:

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I apologized. She accepted it. Then she said that she maybe get away. I told her that I'll wait for her return.

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She invited me in her appartmet. Wow, I am in luck! 8)

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Wink, wink. :)

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Thank God! She forgave me! For second time.
No faults anymore. :D

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A bite of icecream. Well, better than nothing. :)

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She came to me? WHY? :shock:

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Mace? Hmmm... :?

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Concealed weapons? Interesting. :?

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I told her before that I'll wait her return. She took it seriously and came to check it out.

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I challenged her. "Eight or nine years tops". She accepted my challenge and told me that she is going to trip to Phoenix to decide what does she really wants.

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Romantic love? Yes, I am interested! :D

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She used her "concealed weapons"! :shock:

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Strong impulses? :?

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What's up!? WHY!? :(

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She is leaving me! :(

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She warned me. Yes, I'll be ready.

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She left me all alone! In the tears! Poor me! :cry:

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Damn! I missed her call! I checked phone message. She is in Phoenix. Safe and sound. She said me "Hi!". Some good news. :)

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She caught me at home! :D

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Yeah, I am in my office. All alone. :(

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She mentioned that she has surprise for me but didn't reveal it. :(

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I tried to guess but she waved me farewell.

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I miss her call for a second time. She told me about surprise and ordered to polish the teeth. Yes, my Lady, I'll polish my teeth! :D

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Our long-overdue dinner.

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She hugged me! YEAH! 8)

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She hit me! Brutaly. But friendly. :)

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Yes, I'll wait until she changes. :?

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What a coincidence! :)

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Red outfit? Well, "red" is colour of Love! :D

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WHOOOAAA! :shock:

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Cowgirl? Why? :?

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Her mace!!! :shock:

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Doe-si-doe? :?

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TRUE meaning of "doe-si-doe"! :shock:

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OUCH! It was painful! But...

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...I WON!!! 8)

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And I got all "good guy" points! 8)
Truly yours,
Alexander.
(С уважением,
Александр).
Wow that must be the longest single post on this site we have ever seen! 8)
David
Demonlawyer wrote:Wow that must be the longest single post on this site we have ever seen! 8)
Yeah, right, David! 8)
Truly yours,
Alexander.
(С уважением,
Александр).
Last edited by Alexander on August 16, 2014 • 9:31 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Well... Let me smoke. (sparkle) Ahh, "Rothmans"... Strong ones! (It is NOT an advertisement!).
Well, back to subject.
It was in 1994, 20 years ago. I was 16 years old. I played in "Under A Killing Moon". I fell in love with Chelsee Bando at the first sight. I tried to invite her to have dinner with me but no luck :cry: .
Two years later, in 1996, (Thanks to AC, CJ and, of course, to Suzanne Barnes), in "The Pandora Directive", I got an opportunity to conquer Chelsee's heart.
I the 1st game day, I came for excuse to Chelsee, then I lightly to told to her that if she left, I'll wait for her return. Suddenly, Chelsee forgave me and invited me to HER place for a dinner. Whoaa...8)
But Black Arrow Killer ruined my planes :x . I was out for 16 hours. I missed Chelsee's dinner. I went to beg her pardon. Again. She forgave me :shock: ! For the second time :D ! I went to "Fuchsia Flamingo", alone. Chelsee never found out that I was meeting with Emily.
Next morning I was in for a surprise :shock: . Chelsee came to my office :D ! Chelsee took seriously what I told her in the 1st game day that I would wait for her if she left. Then she came for confirmation. I challenged her. Chelsee took my challenge and said that she would go to Phoenix to decide what she really wanted. At last she asked me about romantic love. I gave her a positive answer. Then Chelsee... :shock: She left me in tears :cry:!
Few days passed... Many events took place. I saved Emily's life, killed Black Arrow Killer, met a mysterious woman, was interrogated by NSA, found Malloy, killed two NSA goons, warned Archie(he fled to Bermuda), assembled Pandora Device and, finally, found out Malloy's secret.
At the end of the game Regan Madsen tried to seduce me but I turned her down. I was loyal to Chelsee. Like knight. Loyalty is the one of the main features of TRUE Russian! And it was the end of the game... Fitzpatrick was killed. I activated self-distract device in the alien spacecraft and escaped. Insidious Regan and psychopathic Cross burned in space dust.
And, finally, my long-overdue dinner with Chelsee :D ! Dessert :D ! Her red cowgirl outfit, her "mace" and TRUE meaning of "doe-se-doe" 8)!
It was cool! I WON!!! 8)
Now, I need another cigarette.(sparkle) Ahh, cool! 8)
Truly yours,
Alexander.
(С уважением,
Александр).
I think everyone here is a fan of Chelsee, and Suzanne by default, truly she is one of the most gentle and kind spirits that I have ever had the good fortune to speak with.

I will discuss at great length about what I think about Tex's life and love.... AFTER the game hits. :D
I am creating pro-Chelsee faction. Take a look at Chelsee's screenshot-gallery and post your answer. If you wish, of course.
Truly yours,
Alexander.
(С уважением,
Александр).