Unofficial Tex Murphy

I'll shave a few years off of Jim the Old Guy, then.

FOR HENCEFORTH, HE SHALL BE KNOWN AS... Jimmy.

(See? The respect I have for this man, by not choosing to go with 'Jimbo', 'Jim-Jim' or 'Jimbalaya'?)

And everyone knows, anyone called Jimmy can't be old.

I've never seen you as an "old" man, Jim. You just happen to own a bunch of years. Consider the words of an ancient wise man: "It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage."

-Fred

I heard Jim actually gets younger every year.

But other conflicting reports suggest he might actually be going through cycles, from young to old to young, and back again.

Maybe he's from Gallifrey?

-Fred

Jim, good to hear you're still here.

I'll drink to that!