Last edited by Jen on October 20, 2007 • 3:58 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Hilarious little contest where folks were instructed to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
the winners are:
1. cashtration (n.): the act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. ignoranus: a person who's both stupid and an asshole.
3. intaxication: euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
4. reintarnation: coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. bozone (n.): the substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. the bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
6. foreploy: any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
7. giraffiti: vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
8. sarchasm: the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
9. inoculatte: to take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
10. hipatitis: terminal coolness.
11. osteopornosis: a degenerate disease. (this one got extra credit.)
12. karmageddon: it's when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the earth explodes, and it's a serious bummer.
13. decafalon (n.): the grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you
14. glibido: all talk and no action.
15. dopeler effect: the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
16. arachnoleptic fit (n.): the frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
17. beelzebug (n.): satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
18. caterpallor (n.): the color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
the winners are:
1. cashtration (n.): the act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. ignoranus: a person who's both stupid and an asshole.
3. intaxication: euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
4. reintarnation: coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. bozone (n.): the substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. the bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
6. foreploy: any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
7. giraffiti: vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
8. sarchasm: the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
9. inoculatte: to take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
10. hipatitis: terminal coolness.
11. osteopornosis: a degenerate disease. (this one got extra credit.)
12. karmageddon: it's when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the earth explodes, and it's a serious bummer.
13. decafalon (n.): the grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you
14. glibido: all talk and no action.
15. dopeler effect: the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
16. arachnoleptic fit (n.): the frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
17. beelzebug (n.): satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
18. caterpallor (n.): the color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
Last edited by Jen on October 22, 2007 • 10:04 am, edited 2 times in total.
I'm a big fan of ignoranus. I see them, all the time.....like dead people.
OK, I should go hit the showers and such, but I was on Youtube and I ran aross this. It's worth watching all the way through, he busts out some hella funny moves ,with a big finish. The beavis/butthead headbanger one was especially funny for me.
Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7IZmRnA ... ture=bz303
Thanks for the 4 stars JTOG. Not my material....but funny!!!!
OK, I should go hit the showers and such, but I was on Youtube and I ran aross this. It's worth watching all the way through, he busts out some hella funny moves ,with a big finish. The beavis/butthead headbanger one was especially funny for me.
Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7IZmRnA ... ture=bz303
Thanks for the 4 stars JTOG. Not my material....but funny!!!!
#666. 
It just creeps me out.
Last edited by Jen on October 23, 2007 • 8:38 pm, edited 2 times in total.
yeah Go SNOWBALL! That bird can get down with his bad self!!!
Let's see, awful jokes. How about puns! Puns are so bad.
Here's one.
A little Russian snap.
You show me Stalin's grave, and I'll show you a communist plot.
Speaking of Russian, there's a great little completed fan fiction that's includes that very country, along with a long lost, hidden Faberge egg that contains a secret that, in the wrong hands, could change life on planet earth for a select few (or more) as we know it. And by the way, that select few, is the brutal Crusade for Genetic Purity. Some will kill for it, and some, including a mysterious woman from Tex's past, will fight to protect it.
Tex, dragged from the Boulevard of Broken dreams clown ending in Pandora Directive, starts out on a simple case, the disappearance of the friend Chelsea's visited in Phoenix. But he's rapidly pulled into a larger tale, including past lives, norm and mutant tensions, and an act of mercy that saved a member of the assassinated Russian royal family.
Sourced heavily from the Radio theatre and the "Tex" mythology, I branched out to a wholly separate tale I hope you find satisfying.
..........end PR campaign (pimping of the story.)
edit to add link
http://www.unofficialtexmurphy.com/phpb ... .php?t=713
Let's see, awful jokes. How about puns! Puns are so bad.
Here's one.
A little Russian snap.
You show me Stalin's grave, and I'll show you a communist plot.
Speaking of Russian, there's a great little completed fan fiction that's includes that very country, along with a long lost, hidden Faberge egg that contains a secret that, in the wrong hands, could change life on planet earth for a select few (or more) as we know it. And by the way, that select few, is the brutal Crusade for Genetic Purity. Some will kill for it, and some, including a mysterious woman from Tex's past, will fight to protect it.
Tex, dragged from the Boulevard of Broken dreams clown ending in Pandora Directive, starts out on a simple case, the disappearance of the friend Chelsea's visited in Phoenix. But he's rapidly pulled into a larger tale, including past lives, norm and mutant tensions, and an act of mercy that saved a member of the assassinated Russian royal family.
Sourced heavily from the Radio theatre and the "Tex" mythology, I branched out to a wholly separate tale I hope you find satisfying.
..........end PR campaign (pimping of the story.)
edit to add link
http://www.unofficialtexmurphy.com/phpb ... .php?t=713
that's a great one.