Unofficial Tex Murphy

Oh Sai, you crack me up!!!!

Sai wrote:That's an awesome GIF

^ At least Tex's Fedora can act as an umberella.

Nice one Sai!
I am still giggling over the earlier one too.

...I have a feeling this loop will start to become very useful

ie.

OMG, we're at $187,116!!!!!


Bests, Rockefeller

Thanks I actually had to paint the top of that hat into there Couldn't find a better screeny with the top.

Good point rockefeller, it does lend itself well to lots of situations!

rockefeller wrote:...I have a feeling this loop will start to become very useful
ie.
OMG, we're at $187,116!!!!!

Bests, Rockefeller

LOL Rockefeller! Aaron, you better get yourself into this game! I know your blood and ink are already in it.

GracieBJJ wrote:

OMG Hahaha!!! We should make a faux rule book filled with these!!!

Bests, Rockefeller

It had to be done.

And it's a pulverizing punch to the jaw, the champ looks woozy now, folks! I don't think he can stay on his feet after a sock like that from the challenger! Chelsee "Bashing" Bando really knows how to put on a show, doesn't she, ladies and gentlemen!?

You donated our vacation money to WHAT??!!


Bests, Rockefeller

That's the first thing Chelsee's going to do to Tex if he finds her. She's been kept waiting for 14 years, she's bound to be pissed!

I keed, I keed! He doesn't do that to people in real life!

... or does he?

I'll have you know I LIKE Justin Bieber!



Got my llamas, my torn up note, my ... awwww dammit my keys!



I totally have no idea what you just said.

How much is that Murphy in the window? (Tex, Tex)
The one that is hearty and hale.
How much is that Murphy in the window? (Tex, Tex)
I hope that Murphy's for sale.

I must take a trip to California
To meet my P.I in San Francisco
If he has a case it'll be surprising
His head may suffer a blow

How much is that Murphy in the window? (Tex, Tex)
The one with the raggedy coat.
How much is that Murphy in the window. (Tex, Tex)
I hope that Murphy's for sale.

I read in the paper there are Crusaders (Boo, Boo)
Their Moon Child shines in the dark.
The world needs a Murphy to stop them.
From destroying the world on a lark.

I don't want to play against zombies
I don't want to travel in space.
I don't want turn-based combat.
Liking FPS games is not the case.

How much is that Murphy in the window? (Tex, Tex)
The one that is hearty and hale.
How much is that Murphy in the window? (Tex, Tex)
I hope that Murphy's for sale
I hope that Murphy's for sale.

Nice, Trilaan



Now that Carmageddon's Kickstarter has been fully funded, Tex takes a different direction is hopes of reaching its success.