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Re: I think this place could use a bit of controversy.
Posted: February 13, 2008 • 10:46 am
by freepizza
Mr. Thomas Malloy wrote:This has gone on long enough. Liver snatching, without prior consent from the human host, is illegal everywhere on this planet, except Thailand, and even there you have to have a permit and a bathtub full of ice prepared beforehand. To promote such rude and disgusting behavior is to invoke the wrath of Eldrid the Wise. He basically shows up in a grey robe, and beats you over the head with a hash pipe, but I tell you there is no greater wrath to invoke.
So under penalty of Eldrid, the conversations about livers must cease and desist.
It is so ordered.
Especially in Fred's case. He knows better.
Liver....
Re: I think this place could use a bit of controversy.
Posted: February 13, 2008 • 2:58 pm
by i'm_melting_i'm_melting
How about this one:
Pug's head is stuck in the water cooler tank.
Tex bashes the underside - OK, it's plastic.
Tex tosses it to the street below, it shatters - OK, it's glass.
You turn around, it's back on the dispenser - intact.
I GIVE UP
Re: I think this place could use a bit of controversy.
Posted: February 13, 2008 • 3:30 pm
by barefunny
Maybe it's made of fibres taken from a unicorn's liver?
Re: I think this place could use a bit of controversy.
Posted: February 13, 2008 • 7:39 pm
by Jim the old guy
Pug's always a-head of the game.
Re: I think this place could use a bit of controversy.
Posted: February 13, 2008 • 7:41 pm
by Jen
Jim the old guy wrote:Pug's always a-head of the game.
Good lord...I haven't rolled my eyes that much in a while.
That one was so bad, it hurts.
Re: I think this place could use a bit of controversy.
Posted: February 13, 2008 • 11:48 pm
by Fred Buer
Yeah, we all know that's not the way to get ahead in life. He'll never be the head of a major corporation. It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
-Fred
Re: I think this place could use a bit of controversy.
Posted: February 14, 2008 • 12:02 am
by Cubase
Well it's safe to say that this thread is heading down the toilet.
-Cub. =o)
Re: I think this place could use a bit of controversy.
Posted: February 14, 2008 • 3:10 am
by jcarnby
This thread is giving me a headache....
Re: I think this place could use a bit of controversy.
Posted: February 14, 2008 • 7:40 am
by freepizza
This has gone on long enough. Everyone needs to start heading out of this topic.
Re: I think this place could use a bit of controversy.
Posted: February 14, 2008 • 9:05 am
by barefunny
You're right, freepizza. Before we start thinking of the risque puns we can make...
Re: I think this place could use a bit of controversy.
Posted: February 15, 2008 • 12:05 pm
by Jim the old guy
Jen is just jealous because I had a head up on her idea.
BTW, I just flipped a coin; guess what came up?
Re: I think this place could use a bit of controversy.
Posted: February 15, 2008 • 12:06 pm
by freepizza
What?
Re: I think this place could use a bit of controversy.
Posted: February 15, 2008 • 1:45 pm
by adninsreaction
Probably tails...oh look, rerun of Head of the Class...
Re: I think this place could use a bit of controversy.
Posted: February 15, 2008 • 9:50 pm
by Jim the old guy
Ever heard of Pug's new song? It's a take-off on a Jim Croce tune called: "Head in a Bottle."
Re: I think this place could use a bit of controversy.
Posted: February 15, 2008 • 11:18 pm
by adninsreaction
oh wow....